Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Cooling Enough

As Duprey made his escape, Duran grabbed someone’s cooler off a nearby table and threw it at the fleeing suspect, hitting him in the head and throwing him off balance, James’ office said in a statement. Duprey sideswiped a tree before he was hurled from the scooter and banged his head on the curb, ultimately landing under a parked vehicle, the attorney general said. [More]

When an ICE detainer isn’t appropriate, you can always use an ice container…

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones After the Fact Enough

Beginning Feb. 13, 2024, any person who lives with a minor or those who know reasonably that a minor will come into their home must store their firearms safely. [More]

There’s no way to enforce this, of course, except after the fact, and the potential that something might happen is hardly a deterrent to people whose entire life history seems based on bad decisions. Case in point:

The parents of a 5-year-old boy who fatally shot himself with an unsecured gun over the weekend have been charged, officials announced. [More]

If it hadn’t been a gun it could have been anything with morons like this:

…five children were left unsupervised in the house at the time of the shooting, including an 8-year-old, two 7-year-olds, a 4-year-old and the 5-year-old who shot himself.

And now we have a leading “commonsense gun safety law” spokesman!

Hey… any chance we could sue the manufacturer…?

We’re the Only Ones Triggered Enough

On-duty cop accidentally fired his gun outside Lori Lightfoot’s home: Chicago police [More]

And not just an “on duty cop.” A “veteran Chicago police officer”!

I see “The officer remains on active duty because the firearm discharge was accidental.”

So he’s keeping his gun.

Funny… if you or I had done that, not only would our names be publicized, the only way we’d be out is if we made bail. And you’d better believe there’d be a court order to surrender all weapons.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Chi-Town.

[H/T Wirecutter]

Clutching Pearls with Emily

Some days they shoot Glock pistols, like the weapons used in the mass shootings at Virginia Tech; the Charleston, South Carolina, church; and Thousand Oaks, California. Other days, they use semi-automatic rifles, similar to the ones used in the killings in Newtown, Connecticut; Las Vegas; Parkland, Florida; Buffalo, New York; and Uvalde, Texas. [More]

So it makes more “commonsense” not to train. Noted.

What kind of “ocracy” is government by hysterical cud chewers?

[Via Edmund M]

We’re the Only Ones Maternal Enough

Springfield police commissioner resigns after house raided by police, son arrested on drug, gun charges [More]

I know you have to subscribe to read the rest of the article, but The Boston Globe won’t even let you get that far into the story, and 22News WWLP (“Working for You”) didn’t think it worth mentioning…

[Via Steve T]

The Nutty Professor

You DON’T need an assault weapon to protect your family or house, nor do you need one for hunting, unless you are hunting elephants. The Only ones that need assault weapons is the military and law enforcement. [More]

It figures some insulated Piled Higher and Deeper ivory tower moron who would take on an elephant with a .223 would also express childlike faith in the “Only Ones“…

We’re the Only Ones Illegal Enough

The Los Angeles Police Department recently implored the federal government for permission to give guns to illegal aliens who are set to be awarded police powers to detain and arrest American citizens. [More]

Who needs blue helmets?

What kind of hellish tyranny employs illegal foreign nationals as a standing army against its own citizens, and what CAN they take an oath to? Meanwhile, the other pincer is closing in with communist traitors Markey and Raskin outlawing citizen militias.

There’s no longer any pretence of securing the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity and there can no longer be any pretense of consent of the governed except for those who surrender to this.

They’re just going to keep pushing, aren’t they?

[Via Antigone]

Not the Only One?

California sheriff blasts Newsom’s ‘pro-criminal agenda’ after court blocks latest gun control law – Sheriff Chad Bianco says California has become a ‘laughingstock’ under Newsom [More]

They’ve been trying to destroy him, you know, for being “a one-time member of the right wing militia group The Oath Keepers [that] supports the ‘Constitutional sheriffs’ movement.”

Inmate deaths can’t be ignored. That said, it’s fair to question how many are due to custodial abuse and neglect, and how many are due to practices mandated by laws giving incarcerated predators access to inarcerated prey.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Very Least Enough

At the very least, Montgomery County Sheriff Sean Kilkenny has violated his oath of office, particularly the portion in which he swore to support and defend the United States Constitution including the Second Amendment. [More]

“Patsy” seems such a polite way to say “oath-breaking, mother f*****g piece of s***”…

He’s not an unwitting dupe. His evil is self-serving and premeditated.

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