Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Unable Enough

This won’t end up increasing police shootings of “overrepresented” suspects, will it?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Bad to the Bone Enough

Recipient of the coveted Boner Award from a grateful townspeople

Under the aliases of “Willie Boner” or “John Wayne,” the married father of two called, emailed and texted six women in his family in 2021 and 2022, telling them to send him pornographic photos and videos of themselves. If they refused, Parker told them he would rape them, their children and their grandchildren, and that he’d hurt their husbands or uncles. [More]

Ol’ Willie’s gonna be feeling “bonerific” in no time!

I don’t care how old he is, how does the judge shave three years off this animal’s sentence?

Yeah, badged psychopaths like this are trusted with guns but you’re not.

[Via Jesse J]

Toronto Police Advise Citizens Preemptively Surrender to Thieves to Avoid Being Hurt or Killed

So, take the doorstop and let the criminals (freelance and official) rule the night because, as Constable Marco reminds us, “A lot of them that they’re arresting have guns on them. And they’re not toy guns, they’re real guns. They’re loaded.” [More]

Just give them what they want? What if what they want is you?

We’re the Only Ones Diagnosing Enough

A police officer who visited Russo’s home to investigate allegedly reported that the dog was stiff, barely breathing, and appeared to be uncomfortable. The officer obtained a warrant and had Tipper euthanized. [More]

In Massachussetts, “Only Ones” are also “qualified” to file an ERPO petition.

Hey, take the dogs first, due process later, right?

It’s for the greater good…

[Via Edmund M]

We’re the Only Ones Approximate Enough

Detective Gary Staab had wrongly obtained the warrant to search Johnson’s home because he did not point out that the app’s information is not precise and provides only a general location where a phone could be, the lawsuit said. [More]

Guess what the very first thing was that popped up when I went to check out the technology:

That’s some police work, fellas.

[Via Michael G]

Manufactured Hysteria

Times Square is evacuated after GRENADE is found in back of Uber – as NYPD bomb squad say they struggled to reach explosive because crowds of anti-Israel protestors were blocking traffic [More]

Wow, “GRENADE” is all caps!

You have to scroll down through six paragraphs and several ads and photos to get to the lower-case word “inert.”

The real story here is left unacknowledged: This Israel/Hamas thing is a real schism for the Democrats.

I can’t wait for Chicago.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Illegal Enough

Los Angeles Hires And Arms Foreign Criminals To Police U.S. Citizens [More]

With Foreign Nationals Empowered to Disarm Americans, Who Needs Blue Helmets?

Yet to be unexplained is how a foreign national can credibly take the Article VI required oath — not that LAPD ever paid it no nevermind anyhow…

Good thing this has nothing to do with that “single issue.” And I have that on good authority.

[Via bondmen]