We’re the Fauxnly Ones Mimicking Enough

During the home search, officials found fake law enforcement IDs, drug paraphernalia, tactical gear and a loaded firearm. Investigators also seized electronic devices for further investigation. [More]

So… Justice got served…?

As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need a “He was being such a scary thug I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.

Or would putting it that way make you look naive?

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Exporting Enough

Texas Police Cadet Imprisoned for Supplying Mexican Cartel with .50 Caliber Ammo [More]

I guess Pedro hadn’t gotten to the “Refusing consent to searches” and “Refusing to talk to the police” parts of his training.

This is so sketchy there has to be a lot more to what clued them in, and I’m thinking “informant” and “low-hanging fruit.”

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Fueling the Fire Enough

She can be heard shouting back, “What? Are you going to shoot me?” before she begins to put the car into gear and accelerate. [More]

Maybe she’d never seen the “Your terms are acceptable” meme.

Just oozing poor choices and militant resentment and entitlement, wasn’t she?

Meanwhile, how hard would it have been to not position themselves in harm’s way with other cars around? And she didn’t floor it or adjust her steering to get better contact, did she?

Way to fall into the plans of the destroyers.

We’re the Only Ones Tearful Enough

In an effort to persuade Judge Kelly to add terror enhancement to the defendant’s sentences, Loyd alongside U.S. Capitol Police Officer Shae Cooney Mark Ode broke down in tears claiming they were traumatized victims of an insurrection that was planned and orchestrated by the former Proud Boys leaders who were found guilty of seditious conspiracy. [More]

Actors? Pu$$ies? Both?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Criminal Enough

[T]he Mission Division gang unit has effectively been disbanded, with members transferred elsewhere amid accusations that officers were routinely turning off their body cameras — and possibly stealing from the people during traffic stops … Sources … said the gang unit officers are also suspected of slipping Apple AirTags into some of the vehicles they stopped, allowing police to track them without a court-issued warrant. [More]

Just the guys to surrender those guns to

Don’t worry Angelenos. You still have the LASD.

Keep voting Democrat, suckers!

We’re the Only Ones Questioning the Science Enough

Seattle police say its part of a pattern of black teens targeting Asian victims in the area [More]

But Craig Harvey says “Stop Blaming Black People for Anti-Asian Hate,” and he’s a “Working Scientist“!

A reality of nature is predators pick easy prey, and the lack of preparedness and situational awareness I’m seeing here tell me that’s just what this guy was.

Odds are he voted for this.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Clear Enough

State Senator: FBI Did Not Inform Local Authorities Before Killing Henderson, Tennessee Man in Raid [More]

This should clear up why they didn’t want uncontrolled LE on the scene:

It remains unclear why Deschler, reportedly a 100 percent disabled veteran, was shot and killed on the scene. It also remains unclear why the FBI raided Deschler’s home in the first place.

Are we clear?

[Via bondmen]

Giving the Devil His Due

Prosecution in Apple’s iPads-for-Concealed-Firearms-Licenses Bribery Case Can Go Forward [More]

But all they were trying to do was protect Tim Cook

Jeez, you’d think the way they’re acting the law applies to “progressive” billionaires just like it does to us little guys…

[Via Michael G]

Tribal Warfare

“What makes this extra amusing is that the ‘Rangers’ are Pyramid Lake Paiute Tribal Police, and the backed up traffic is for Burning Man. Native American cops busting up a standoff between two tribes of white progressives is straight up comedy gold” [More]

They sure make it tough deciding whose scalp would look better on the lodge pole…

[Via Michael G]

Enemy Inside the Gates

Everyone should read this oped by NRA member, former gun salesman and AR-15 owner DC police Officer Michael Fanone on why we need to ban the sale of weapons like the AR15 [More]

Here’s what the “Only Ones”/DSM combo Quisling says:

I’m also a card-carrying member of the National Rifle Association. [More]

Then he ought to be expelled for cause:

Association Bylaws, Article III, Sec. 11, “Involuntary Termination of Membership and Disciplinary Proceedings” states in part:

“Any individual or organization member may be suspended or expelled for good cause, including, but not limited to, any conduct which is contrary to, or in violation of the Bylaws of the Association.”

Public anti-gun advocacy is in direct conflict with Article II, Purposes and Objectives, section 1:

“To protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, especially with reference to the inalienable right of the individual American citizen guaranteed by such Constitution to acquire, possess, collect, exhibit, transport, carry, transfer ownership of, and enjoy the right to use arms, in order that the people may always be in a position to exercise their legitimate individual rights of self-preservation and defense of family, person, and property, as well as to serve effectively in the appropriate militia for the common defense of the Republic and the individual liberty of its citizens;”

Additionally, Article III, “Membership,” section 1., “Eligibility,” requires that the member “subscribes to the objectives and purposes of the Association.”

But no worries– Fairfax didn’t have the guts to do it to Michael Moore so they won’t do it here.

[Via Jess]

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