Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Beneficent Enough

The groups involved say arrests and prosecutions are not the answer. Instead, the groups will work with the public to offer help paying rent, finding jobs, and other basic needs.[More]

Yes, further absolve them of the responsibilities of citizenship as bribes to not conduct themselves like psychopathic animals– we oughta see those homicide numbers plummet!

Those expectations don’t strike anyone as racist…?

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Charged Enough

A “cold-hearted” Florida police officer was arrested and accused of stealing a dead man’s credit card information and using it to make personal purchases, like fast food and eyelashes, authorities said Wednesday. [More]

It’s the superior training. How many of us mere “civilians” would have even thought of doing such a thing, let alone knowing how to do it?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Unprotective Enough

U. Arizona’s first female police chief to step down following professor’s shooting death [More]

Apparently, failure to adequately bureaucratize overcomes “no duty to protect.”

What we won’t see blamed is this:

Arizona Board of Regents Policies 5-302 and 5-303 prohibit the use, possession, display, or storage of any weapons, explosive device, or fireworks on the University of Arizona campus and on all land and in all buildings owned or under the control of the University of Arizona on behalf of the Arizona Board of Regents, except as provided in ARS §12-781. No concealed carry permit exempts a person from this policy.

The march of folly continues unabated.

[Via Michael G]

You Will Respect My Authoritah!

How can L.A. stop traffic deaths? Let civilians enforce traffic violations, study says [More]

Who thinks life will imitate art?

Going kind of fast there, weren’t you, Mr. … uh… red rags are for Bloods, not Crips, right…?

Still, distinguishing citizens from “Only Ones” by calling them “civilians” kind of brings the Founders’ “standing army” concern to the fore…

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Useless Enough

They look a bit old to be Patrol Boys.

Clown World deserves clown guards. One or more of these in-way-over-their-heads fools is going to get seriously hurt or worse.

I’m just surprised they haven’t tried this in Compton.

[Via Dan Gifford]

Manifesto Destiny

According to a local news report, the Metro Nashville Police Department (MNPD) is expected to make public the manifesto that Audrey Hale left behind and is currently reviewing it in collaboration with the FBI for the purpose of public release. [More]

And if they hold stuff back…?

[Via Michael G]

UPDATE

And can I read anything into this supportive email?

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We’re the Only Ones Testing the Limits Enough

The Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court has ruled that 27,000 people who pled guilty or were convicted of drunk driving from June 1, 2011 to April 18, 2019, are entitled to have their cases reconsidered due to the state police lab’s widespread mishandling of breathalyzer tests and withholding of evidence. [More]

Coercing pleas with the threat of more severe charges is a way they get domestic violence “admissions” and the gun prohibition that goes along with it.

If you want to know how that works, I understand NRA’s new First Vice President is something of an authority…

[Via Michael G]