Bringing a Cuchillo to a Gun Fight

An intoxicated Kissimmee woman was arrested after threatening customers and stabbing a soda bottle with a knife at a Polk County Dollar General, according to the sheriff’s office. Two armed residents held the woman at gunpoint inside the store until deputies arrived to make the arrest. [More]

And she’s Colombian? I thought no human being was illegal…

[Via Edmund M]

Welcome the Stranger

“Melissa Esperanza Ramirez-Romero is a criminal illegal alien with charges for Vehicular Manslaughter and DUI. On July 26, 2026, ICE lodged a detainer against her,” the department told the paper. To make things even more infuriating, Ramirez is not only registered to vote in Connecticut but has voted REPEATEDLY. [More]

Sounds like a vibrant addition to any community…

[Via bondmen]

There Once was a Man from Nantuckett

A suspected drug dealer caught up in Nantucket’s biggest ever coke bust has been defended by residents as ‘a person of high character working towards bettering himself.’… [More]

Is that anything like being an “aspiring rapper“?

And, naturally, he’s not really a “Nantuckett man,” and unsurprisingly, those residents supporting criminal underworld activity are anti-gun Democrats.

[Via Michael G]

‘Maryland Man’

That’s what the DSM is calling him. [More]

He’s an illegal alien.

Despite lying Democrats telling their useful idiot followers he’s an “American.”

[Via Michael G]

Related UPDATE

And like they say in the ShamWow commercials, but wait, there’s more!

Biden’s FBI Ordered TN Highway Patrol to Release ‘Maryland Man’ Recently Deported to El Salvador After He Was Detained in 2022 Traffic Stop on Suspicion of Human Trafficking [More]

Democrats…

[Via WiscoDave]