We’re the Only Ones Minutes Away Enough

A forklift stolen from a Wendy’s construction site was used to steal the ATM from a Fifth Third Bank, the North Canton Police Department confirmed. NCPD said they got a call from Fifth Third Bank Security on the theft at 4:03 a.m. on Oct. 15. [More]

They had to call? It didn’t set off an alarm?

Because Google Maps shows a straight shot from the station to the bank that would have taken two minutes that time of night.

Then again, does anyone really want the Canton Police coming by?

A One in Five Million Shot

One murder with @ 5M members at the time? Is there a more peaceable population on the planet?

Nashville Cats

10 people shot, one fatally, on Jefferson Street in Nashville [More]

So two groups of feral morons opened fire on each other, hitting innocents in the process…

According to all the “commonsense gun safety law” liars and fools, that’s a pretty good argument for disarming you and me.

[Via Jess]

Too Little Too Late

ASU under fire after Harris campaign accesses data to text 70,000 students… “We’re going to be submitting a [Freedom of Information Act] request very soon to understand how that information was supposedly public,” Carpenter said. [More]

The election will be over by then, and if all goes as planned, guess who will be in charge of doing something about this…

How about if you see something say something, for all the good that’ll do?

[Via Michael G]

Gaslighting Writ Large

Doorbell video shows murder suspects posing as energy workers before allegedly killing jewelry store owner – The victim was found dead in his basement after the impersonators gained entry to his house [More]

Too bad it wasn’t Lance Thomas’ house.

I’m sure regular readers here would be too savvy to fall for this but that doesn’t mean you don’t have people you care about who may not be.

Rabid animals like this need to be put down. They like gas? Give it to them.

UPDATE:

My link didn’t work when I just tried it

According to this, they’ve been arrested.

[Via Jess]

They Just Don’t Make Masterminds Like They Use To

Police said Kendrick M. Bobo, 19, was driving on Olive with three people in his vehicle. At one point, Bobo pulled alongside another vehicle and the people in Bobo’s car began firing into that second car. [More]

That’s a “mastermind”…?

If only Bobo & Co. had received “cognitive behavioral therapy and street outreach…”

[Via bondmen]

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