Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Caring Enough

Have the licensing officials ensured all gun rules for daycare been complied with, and do “Only Ones” exemptions apply if he’s not conducting official business?

[Via Michael G]

Related UPDATE

Is being “unaccredited” a factor?

We’re the Only Ones Igniting Enough

Fire at nursing home sparked by police chief’s cigarette, security video shows [More]

See, this is where all that professional training really shows– I’ve got a fire pit in the back yard and I not only have to position kindling and use wadded up newspaper to get a bed hot enough to burn the wood, but also squirt lighter fluid to really get a fire going with minimal smoke. Chief here can do it with just a butt.

I do wonder what the hell was in the planter, and what that entrance was made out of.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Unswerving Enough

A Christmas Day police response to an aggressive raccoon in a Hopedale neighborhood has ignited online outrage, after witnesses said an officer used a cruiser to run over the animal in front of bystanders, including children…The police department issued a statement backing the officer’s decision and urged residents not to dox him. [More]

Rocky, you met your match…

[Via Edmund M]

We’re the Only Ones Woke Enough

‘Stop referring to him as the Brown shooter!’ Bearded dude dressed as a woman scolds media – Providence Police Department spokesperson sees racist connotation in label [More]

I got nothin’.

UPDATE

The link has been taken down. All I can find on this is a FB post:

I suspect it could be and WND may have gotten played.

We’re the Only Ones Deflating Enough

Gilbert, AZ, previously ranked as America’s 2nd safest big city, was EXPOSED after a former city council member revealed that Gilbert’s crime reporting polices were changed to artificially LOWER the crime stats. [More]

In fairness, Chief Michael Soelberg only makes $261,098, and other snouts suck up more from the trough than that, so I guess you get what you pay for.

[Via Matthew L]

We’re the Only Ones Acid Tested Enough

“Ashley Wasielewski was returning home from Forsyth Park when unknown attacker poured acid on her… We have no evidence that this is part of a larger pattern or that there is an ongoing threat to the public,” Gunther said. [More]

Tell us you have no idea what you’re talking about without telling us you have no idea what you’re talking about, Lenny.

Figures, Savannah’s on the list.

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