Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Fowl Enough

Maui Police Department Lieutenant Charged with Taking Bribes from Criminals to Protect Chicken Fighting and Drug Operations on Maui [More]

So was that in the spirit of Aloha or in the Kapu tradition…?

They say he’s been getting away with it for years. Figures guys like him are the “Only Ones” corrupt and stupid Democrats want to have guns.

We’re the Only Ones Horny Enough

As he waited, he was polishing a powder horn, which is a musket-era gunpowder container in the shape of a bull’s horn, according to police… The incident prompted a heavy police response, with multiple cruisers at the scene and parts of Worthen Road being closed. [More]

Lexington…

Captain Parker said “Why bother?” and decided to sleep in.

[Via Edmund M]

We’re the Only Ones Disconnected Enough

A federal judge ruled that “tower dump” warrants, which allow police to obtain records for every cellphone that connected to nearby cell towers around a crime scene, are per se unconstitutional under the Fourth Amendment as general warrants. [More]

Curses! Looks like we’re limited to Flock and Ring until we can figure a workaround/get a Democrat majority to stack the courts…

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones SWATting Enough

Axeel Melendez, 24, is paralyzed from the chest down after deputies shot him while responding to a false 911 call [More]

Dial 911 and kill.

With no arrests– either of the caller or the deputies, everyone who victimized this man has learned they can get away with it with others.

[Via John G]

Fosters’ Freeze

A federal judge for the United States District Court for the Central District of Illinois, Springfield Division, ruled without trial that foster homes and in-home daycare centers are sensitive areas and that guns can be regulated in these private residences. [More]

With “Only Ones” exempted , of course, because they’re demonstrably more trustworthy than you and me, no?

One of the arguments pre-born drawing and quartering trolls routinely pull on pro-life advocates is to chastise them for not stepping up and adopting, as if it’s their responsibility to make a lifetime commitment over the irresponsible choices of others, and as if that’s a better solution than holding people accountable for their own poor decisions. But in cases where some might be willing to step up, this just slams another barrier in their faces to discourage it, and also perpetuates the lie that is citizen disarmament, making both responsible adopters and dependent adoptees demonstrably less safe.

Figure, robed cud-chewer Sue Myerscough was unanimously confirmed.

We’re the Only Ones Oath Keeping Enough

Montezuma County Sheriff Declines to Enforce Colorado Gun Law Citing Constitution and Costs [More]

Anybody know if precedent on unfunded mandates applies from states to counties to save him from the wrath of Weiser?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Earth-Moving Enough

State Police trooper suspended after allegedly stealing Bobcat excavator [More]

And yeah, you’d think he “should… have a basic understanding of the larceny laws as he graduated from the Massachusetts State Police Academy.”

“Only Ones” taking the law into their own hands– what could go wrong?

I wonder if he’s gonna sue his attorney…

[Via Edmund M]

We’re the Only Ones White Nationalist Enough

The man in the video, which is widespread on social media, says that “I don’t want any minorities here, that’s how it is.” Prior to that, the man stated “this is my f*g country.” [More]

Racism, of course, is a form of socialism. And immigration should be restricted to those whose presence will help secure the Blessings of Liberty.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Aiding and Abetting Enough

A Charlotte-Mecklenburg police officer who was arrested this week allegedly used Flock Safety and other technology to help someone involved in a drug investigation, documents revealed… The document alleged that the “target” asked Elliott to search for the license plate registration for a vehicle being used by an undercover officer. [More]

To paraphrase Dean Wormer, evil and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[Via CP]

We’re the Only Ones Corrupt and Incompetent Enough

James short

A former St. Louis Sheriff’s deputy appeared in court Monday to be sentenced after admitting having sexual contact with an incarcerated woman at the city’s jail… In the meantime, Short has a pending case in St. Louis County Circuit Court after his 2-year-old nephew accidentally shot himself with Short’s service weapon at a home in Ferguson. [More]

Don’t worry, Jimbo… you’ll have plenty of opportunities for sex behind bars now.

[Via bondmen]

And There Was War in Heaven

Embattled Seattle police chief relieved of his duties by democratic socialist mayor, Black protest planned [More]

Of course he’s a totally unqualified incompetent, but who cares? So is she. This could be fun.

Join the chorus screaming she’s a racist and then make some popcorn.

We’re the Only Ones Robotic Enough

We sure have come a long way since DuBot.

They’re already doing Phase One here. With human followers shooting unarmed citizens who have their hands raised. And lying about it.

So: Will the deployers have qualified immunity? How about the manufacturers?

Life imitates art:

[Via WiscoDave]