Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Aiding and Abetting Enough

A Charlotte-Mecklenburg police officer who was arrested this week allegedly used Flock Safety and other technology to help someone involved in a drug investigation, documents revealed… The document alleged that the “target” asked Elliott to search for the license plate registration for a vehicle being used by an undercover officer. [More]

To paraphrase Dean Wormer, evil and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[Via CP]

We’re the Only Ones Corrupt and Incompetent Enough

James short

A former St. Louis Sheriff’s deputy appeared in court Monday to be sentenced after admitting having sexual contact with an incarcerated woman at the city’s jail… In the meantime, Short has a pending case in St. Louis County Circuit Court after his 2-year-old nephew accidentally shot himself with Short’s service weapon at a home in Ferguson. [More]

Don’t worry, Jimbo… you’ll have plenty of opportunities for sex behind bars now.

[Via bondmen]

And There Was War in Heaven

Embattled Seattle police chief relieved of his duties by democratic socialist mayor, Black protest planned [More]

Of course he’s a totally unqualified incompetent, but who cares? So is she. This could be fun.

Join the chorus screaming she’s a racist and then make some popcorn.

We’re the Only Ones Robotic Enough

We sure have come a long way since DuBot.

They’re already doing Phase One here. With human followers shooting unarmed citizens who have their hands raised. And lying about it.

So: Will the deployers have qualified immunity? How about the manufacturers?

Life imitates art:

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Substandard Enough

Decatur, IL Police to recruits: “don’t worry if you’re not good with firearms, it’s ok, we’ll get you to pass at the bare minimum” [More]

Tell me again why they will then qualify for exemptions on gun bans aimed at We the People…

Speaking of recruited Illinois “Only Ones,” on my way to the memorial this past weekend, we had a connecting flight out of Midway in Chi-Town where I saw this sign.

And those who pay for it…?

ISP are the lumps that told women to defend themselves by vomiting, claiming an STD or using a rat tailed comb instead of a gun.

[Via Non_Fudd’s Ghost]

We’re the Only Ones Flocking Around and Finding Out Enough

The Fayetteville Police Department fired three of its officers after they allegedly misused the Flock camera system, the department announced on July 17. According to police, testing of a new auditing feature revealed that the officers had conducted searches outside their scope of work — including looking for their own plates or those of friends and family. The three, who have not been identified, were put on administrative leave before being terminated. [More]

Birds of a feather…

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Persistent Enough

Investigators said Brown pulled over a woman on July 7 before 10:30 p.m. and obtained her phone number. Following the traffic stop, Brown allegedly sent the victim continuous unwanted messages — even after the victim blocked his number. [More]

The issue isn’t so much “When someone puts on our uniform,” Sheriff Chronister, as what he wanted to do when he took it off…

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Tricky Enough

The Michigan Supreme Court has ruled that police cannot trick suspects into waiving their right to remain silent and have an attorney present during questioning, a ruling the American Civil Liberties Union is applauding. [More]

They can’t trick you into committing a crime, either.

Realize that once you become their focus you’ll be dealing with professionally trained liars and (don’t) act accordingly.

Sad, I know, to those of us who wanted to believe in Reed and Malloy.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Tyrannical Enough

SPECIAL REPORT: When Florida police act like they’re working in California – Travis E. Smith faces 15 years in a state prison and a $10,000 fine. [More]

Hey, don’t judge until you’ve goose-stepped a mile in “the officer’s” jackboots.

Besides, they think armed coercion is hilarious!