An off-duty female police officer was arrested Friday after allegedly breaking into a home and assaulting two people in the Garden State. [More]
Huh. We were just talking about “Only Ones” without warrants.
[Via Andy M]
Category: Only Ones
We’re the Only Ones Victimized Enough
St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department is investigating a burglary that took place in the parking garage at the Police Headquarters. The theft occurred on Monday, April 21, during the night. The SLMPD reported the theft of various items, including one firearm. [More]
In this case, they really were the “first responders.”
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Sidelined Enough
Whistleblower says post office police are benched as mail theft surges [More]
Now who’s going to arrest us if we break the rules?
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Consequential Enough
We’re the Only Ones Inflicted Enough
We’re the Only One Having It Our Way Enough
He calls the police while being robbed, his dispatcher puts him on hold to order McDonald’s. [More]
Curious, how no one seems to know more about who this person is than “the dispatcher.”
[Via Steve T]
Tangentially-Related UPDATE
Pennsylvania wants to call them “first responders,” even though that recognition properly belongs to the victims.
We’re the Only Ones Impaired Enough
Local sergeant found under the influence of alcohol while on duty [More]
And then I saw a click through for this appear on the page:
West Milton police officer arrested on 3 counts of rape
These are the dogs they unleash on us.
And yeah, I know, a few bad apples.
Scary, addicted, violent, and armed bad apples…
[Via Steve T]
We’re the Only Ones Unquestionable Enough
But lawyers for the government argued in Martin’s case that courts shouldn’t be “second-guessing” law enforcement decisions. [More]
Things sure are running a lot smoother with Kash Patel at the helm!
We’re the Only Ones Finishing the Job Enough
Rifle was never raised or pointed, and was immediately thrown away when he was shot at, despite this he was shot at least a dozen times while laying in the fetal position. [More]
And the Chief Deputy’s statement about how you dress proved revealing.
[Via Edmund M]
We’re the Only Ones Unobstructed Enough
New York’s Nassau County seeks to ban standing within 15 feet of cops under bill panned as unconstitutional… “It is important that first responders are not obstructed during emergency situations and that our frontline heroes are allowed to engage in the lifesaving actions they are trained to perform without distractions,” legislator John Ferretti, a Republican, told the New York Post. [More]
“Law and order” Republicans sucking up… about the only things worse are “law and order” gun owners sucking up…
Yo, John, I just came across a sale you might be interested in…
You know what I can’t find about this guy…
[Via Steve T]
We’re the Only Ones Wiped Out Enough
Correctional officer’s gun missing after being left in TN college restroom [More]
The more things change the more they stay the same.
[Via Steve T]
We’re the Only Ones Expanded Enough
An Unqualified Success
SCOTUS ruling against Yost clears path for effort to abolish qualified immunity for police to advance [More]
“Law and order” Republicans need to figure out who we need that law and order for, and why.
Just goes to show: I’ve liked Yost, and Thomas and Alito, but we’ll never agree with everyone on everything.
[Via JG]
Glockteasers
California Votes Yes To Pass “Glock Ban” [Watch]
But don’t worry. There’ll be plenty of exceptions.
So, don’t expect Glock to pull a Barrett.
[Via Jess]
The Obvious Solution
We’re the Only Ones Thankful Enough
When asked to explain what happened, the officer said, “I mistakenly thought the trigger was a release for the revolver’s cylinder. Thankfully no one was injured.” [More]
From Colorado, of course. Now deflect by talking ab0ut a stellar career and awards to keep from giving us this absolute moron’s name…
[Via WiscoDave]
We’re the Only Ones Caught Short Enough
An Inconvenient Truth
Lest Ye Be Judged
Doña Ana County Magistrate Judge Joel Cano has resigned from the bench where he has sat since 2011. Although his resignation letter, dated March 3, did not state his reason for stepping down, it followed shortly after a man awaiting deportation proceedings, accused by federal law enforcement of being affiliated with a Venezuelan gang, was arrested at Cano’s home. [More]
So, when will charges be filed against the judge?
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Only Ones Unconfidential Enough
St. Petersburg Police Officer Brandon Klaiber was arrested by Pinellas County deputies on Tuesday. Investigators say he shared protected information with a man accused of planting explosive devices at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Tampa. [More]
Yeah, run plates to ID and locate people for a desperate guy with bombs– what could go wrong?
[Via Steve T]