“My client has no previous criminal history,” Jansen said. “He’s actually law enforcement.” [More]
Am I the “only one” getting a “Menendez brothers plead for mercy because they’re orphans” vibe?
[Via Steve T]
Category: Only Ones
We’re the Only Ones Politicized Enough
Senators Grassley and Johnson Provide Documents Outlining FBI Operation Arctic Frost, the 2022 Targeting of President Trump by the FBI [More]
Ol’ Kash sure has his work cut out for him.
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Diverse, Equitable, and Inclusive Enough
An internal FBI inclusivity “Guide,” obtained by our team, counseled agents on “Ways to Manage Your Unconscious Bias,” “Micro-Inequities” and “How to Improve Your Inclusive Intelligence.” [More]
I hope Patel purges the kneejerks…
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Misdiagnosing Enough
A family can sue the California Highway Patrol over an incident in which an officer missed the signs of an accident victim’s stroke and arrested him. [More]
Guy’s lucky he wasn’t an epileptic…
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Only Ones Concealing Enough
We’re the Only Ones Youth-Oriented Enough
A deputy with the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office has resigned his post after his arrest Tuesday on multiple child sex charges. Landon Slatter, 42, is charged with online solicitation of a minor and sexual assault of a child after allegedly meeting an underage boy for sex multiple times beginning when he was 15. [More]
Now, let’s not draw any general conclusions about this…
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Loading Enough
The lieutenant in charge of the state Department of Corrections’ gun ranges has been arrested and accused of stealing and selling millions of rounds of state-owned ammunition worth almost a half-million dollars. [More]
As a former policies and procedures guy, I have to say my jaw dropped that the procurement and accounting systems allowed him to even contemplate doing this. This is criminally negligent management by his superiors and they should face charges, too.
Figures, this is frickin’ New Jersey…
[Via Steve T]
We’re the Only Ones Compliant Enough
Police did confirm that Caruso resigned on the day he was charged in the Chesterfield assault and is no longer a Florissant police officer.[More]
Why, if the department’s approved report said “Officers’ actions comply with department policy”…? And is this beast a police officer anywhere?
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Professional Enough
A Giffords Endorsee
Illinois Dem lawmaker pushes bill to legalize attacks on police for people having mental health episode [More]
That seems a bit bipolar, since she also supports edicts making police the “Only Ones” with guns. And it’s an interesting admission about the constituents she represents.
We’re the Only Ones Professionally Courteous Enough
A lieutenant with the Chelmsford Police Department was indicted Tuesday on charges he tampered with records and instructed a subordinate not to charge a police officer with operating under the influence because they worked in law enforcement, authorities announced Tuesday. [More]
Surely such blind eye favoritism doesn’t happen very often… does it?
[Via Edmund M]
We’re the Only Ones Possessive Enough
We’re the Only Ones Mu’min Enough, Eh?
We’re the Only Ones Cavilling Enough
“The state has to prove that the officer driving his vehicle was involved, and that there was a collision,” said Victor Bakke, a former deputy prosecutor turned defense attorney. [More]
Ah, the old Jojo Krako defense: “Who’s collidin’? We’re clippin’!”
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Only Ones Disarmed Enough
A Belleville man faces six felony charges, including attempted murder, after he allegedly took an officer’s gun and fired a shot during a child welfare check earlier this week. [More]
What does “the officer” face?
And is there a reason why every story I’ve checked is so vague on describing him or her?
[Via bondmen]
Chronicle of a Mugging
We’re the Only Ones High-Rolling Enough
Former deputy alleges St. Louis sheriff made him roll dice to keep his job [More]
It seens every outcome around these guys is a crap shoot…
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Former Enough
We’re the Only Ones Influenced Enough
We’re the Only Ones Leaky Enough
DHS Identifies Two People Accused of Leaking ICE Raid Info to Public -“We plan to prosecute these two individuals and hold them accountable for what they’ve done, and we’re going to continue to do all that we can to keep America safe.” [More]
“Bonkers” and “paranoid,” right, Daily Beast?
Now ask why I didn’t just link to Noem’s X post.
[Via Michael G]