Begone, Foul Creatures of Darkness!

Revealing, and emotionally satisfying, the way he dismissed these two oath-breaking machine cogs, but I’m not inclined to emulate it.

[Via CP and WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Goin’ While the Gettin’s Good Enough

Top Secret Service agents plan to retire ahead of damning report revealing massive security failures during Butler Trump assassination attempt [More]

Should I take this as a better election indicator than the polls?

It just gets better and better:

Secret Service Agents Assigned to Trump Butler Rally Never Directed Local Police to Guard Roof Used by Thomas Crooks

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Pure Evil Enough

Houston Officials Trusted a Dishonest Drug Cop for Decades Before His Lies Killed 2 People … “There was no confidential informant,” Goines wrote. “I made the purchase by myself.” [More]

Another reason why “anonymous” snitch lines are evil:

What if you’re a cop and getting a warrant might prove problematic? (It’s not like we haven’t seen prominent warrant “workarounds” at the highest law enforcement levels recently.) Calling in a tip could reduce a lot of red tape.

Some people make me rethink my opposition to crucifixion, and I’m not even thinking as a deterrent.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Telecommuting Enough

Bridgewater State University’s Executive Director of Public Safety and Police Chief David Tillinghast has been working remotely for about a year and a half due to what University President Frederick Clark Jr., Esq described as “unusual” circumstances. [More]

A reader comment suggests much.

I know what it’s like to work from home. I’ve been doing it since 2007.

The difference is, I only get paid for what I produce.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Poor Craftsmen Enough

Officer indicted after stealing toolbox from suspect’s car, TBI says [More]

You gotta wonder what it is about experience in the culture that makes them think they can get away with it enough to risk losing job and pension, and over such insignificant rewards…

Let’s hope they also hammer the dumb mother******.

Where do they get these morons, and why is it considered OK to inflict them on the rest of us?

[Via William T]

We’re the Only Ones Courteous Enough

The laminated cards, which typically bear an image of an NYPD badge and the name of one of the city’s police unions, are not officially recognized by the police department but have long been treated as a perk of the job. [More]

So much for “equal protection”…

From the same union whose head threatened to execute you “if you lift a finger“…

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Fishing Enough

TBI agents raid Millersville Police Department, home of town’s ‘conspiracy cop’ as probe intensifies [More]

It really sounds like they raided him for political purposes hoping to find something they could charge him with. And with all the assertions and repeated use of the subjective word “bizarre,” this reads more like an editorial than a straight news piece.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Crashing Enough

A state trooper is accused of killing a cheerleader who was about to graduate… [More]

Yeah, well, accidents do happen. What makes this “Only Ones”-worthy?

A review of Roper’s disciplinary record found he was involved in four prior crashes while driving his Minnesota State Patrol squad car “either due to inattentive driving or excessive speed,” according to the criminal complaint.

See, they know about these guys and set them loose on us anyway, and when the inevitable happens, management utters some weasel words and circles the wagons.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Youth Oriented Enough

Former SRO accused of sexually abusing Richland Two high school student in 2018 pleads guilty… Bradley’s wife became emotional in court, saying her entire family has been subject to ridicule. She told the court her husband has been unable to find work and has been ostracized by the local community. [More]

No “Thanks for the suspended sentence and probation with no time behind bars”…?

Well, after all, he was an Only One…

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Unfocused Enough

In May, the sheriff said the ALPR system helped deputies track down a burglary suspect. Investigators identified the suspect car as a gray Porsche, and the owner was a 15-time convicted felon. [More]

The sheriff and his fawning media cheerleaders don’t think they’re kind of missing some larger points here…?

[Via Matthew L]

We’re the Only Ones Eating Our Own Enough

DLE investigators were “dragging” the investigation out “hoping people get more scared, now this poor kid ran out of money. Can everyone see the picture I’m painting, threatened, afraid, no money, going to jail, can’t talk to no one, what’s there to live for, right?,” wrote Rodriguez, who blamed DLE’s top leaders and the head CID investigator for Kagehiro’s death. “Now he is gone.…” [More]

Do “just following orders” Only Ones really believe those giving such orders won’t eat their own when it suits their purposes?

That and ask a “Police should be the only ones armed” type who exploits suicide as justification for citizen disarmamament to address the elephant in the room:

More cops die of suicide than die of shootings and traffic accidents combined.

We’re the Only Ones Normal Enough

Defendant Hines … did not mention that Plaintiff’s mother had initiated the encounter by calling emergency services to express concern about a trespasser… and he stated—incorrectly—that Plaintiff had been charged with aggravated assault… Finally, he wrote that Plaintiff complied with the officers’ commands and told officers he had been afraid for the safety of his grandmother (apparently an erroneous reference to Plaintiff’s mother) [More]

And a “trained professional” being sloppily incompetent and incapable of filing an accurate police report is enough to disarm a citizen…?

Normal PD, eh? Where the chief can have a gun in his carry-on with no consequences?

Four Boxes Diner breaks the case down.

[Via Jess]

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