Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Suspicious Enough

This morning, we investigated a suspicious item that resembled a possible explosive device. Our bomb squad responded and safely removed the object. For more information, click the link below. [More]

That reminds me of the time I had to go down to the local courthouse. I carry one of these because I’ve had rare occasions when I needed it, and when I put it in the tray to go through the metal detector, the “trained security professional”  asked me if it was pepper spray!

I’m not sure which was worse– him asking or just believing me when I said “No” without verifying it.

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Expiring Enough

The head of the State Police has informed troopers fired for failing to get COVID shots that their permits to carry firearms will be “expired” as of next week. [More]

You can let us give you a shot or you can get shot by someone else. You think it’s a Massachussetts thing (no offense to the relatively few remaining Patriots)?

Can you imagine being Col. Christopher Mason and putting your name on something so unAmerican and contemptible? I’ve never had a job I figured it was worth being evil to keep.

Looks like he’s got the same Sonny Boy issues Joe Biden has with Hunter. Maybe when a father is corrupted by power such outcomes are inevitable.

This looks like a case a “gun rights” group would want to jump on.

[Via Remarks]

We’re the Only Ones Stingy Enough

The issuance of such permits is part of Brown’s job. And he has a reputation for being relatively stingy in issuing them, compared to most of the other 57 sheriffs in California. [More]

Tell me about it. Talk about a blast from the past!

Or better yet, tell NRA. They never did explain themselves.

[Via GP]

UPDATE

Perhaps it’s just as well.

We’re the Only Ones Friendly Firing Enough

That reminds me of another oldie but goodie about the awesome mad skills possessed only by the professionals…

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Ony Ones Retreating Enough

Mayor Adams, NYPD already retreating from solo patrol plan in transit system after cop’s assault in Brooklyn: Exclusive [More]

While unarmed citizens have to travel solo at all hours with no “Only Ones” in sight.

I need to stop being amazed that absolute incompetents can rise to positions of political power and public prestige in this country, sometimes with a boost from surprising quarters.

And sometimes with a boost from the usual suspects turning a selective blind eye.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Unchallengeable Enough

The explicit part of that puzzle came two weeks back when the high court ruled that a Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officer—who allegedly assaulted the owner of a bed and breakfast and then sent the IRS after him for lodging a complaint—cannot be sued for violating the First and Fourth Amendments. This overturned a lower court decision that came to the opposite conclusion and etched in stone that immigration agents are, in some sense, above the law. [More]

Well, how else are we going to have a tyranny if enforcers aren’t allowed to tyrannize? Besides, it’s not like they’re out there repelling foreign invaders.

And remember, “conservatives”: Back the Blue (or in this case, green)!

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Framing Enough

Former Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy Zachary Wester will spend the next 12 years in prison, after being found guilty of planting drugs on multiple motorists. [More]

This is another one of those stories that makes me rethink my aversion to public crucifixions. And in this case, they do call him  “a mighty man of God”…

[Via bondmen]

No One Aids Like Gascon…

‘He’s the criminals’ champion’: LA Deputy DA Shea Sanna slams his woke boss George Gascon for encouraging thugs to ‘commit more crimes’ amid a spate of soft sentences – as DA faces a recall [More]

True, but we’re still talking ab0ut an “Only Ones” culture. Don’t expect anyone to publicly consider armed citizens to be anything but part of the problem.

[Via bondmen]

Ice Capades

In his living room, in front of a Tampa Bay Lightning meeting, a supporter had a funny misadventure. [More]

SWATted him. Ha ha. Then he’d have been the one on ice.

It’s not like “Only Ones” aren’t extra cautious in “domestic disputes,” with the Number One Priority being to make it home at the end of their shift.

It’s not like people haven’t been shot and killed as a result.

[Via  An Hour of Wolves]

We’re the Only Ones Inexplicable Enough

Back the Yellow!

Uvalde Police Went 77 Minutes Without Trying To Open The Door Where A Shooter Killed 19 Children and 2 Adults [More]

But they not only have no duty to protect, they maintain they have no duty to explain.

[Via Michael G]

UPDATE:

Police didn’t try to open doors to Uvalde classrooms with shooter inside [More]

No wonder these cowardly morons have lawyered up.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Irrelevant Enough

TPD reports firearms offenses are down fifty-percent when compared to this same time last year… TPD plans to hold another community forum next month in the same neighborhood. It will also hold its first gun buy back since 2015 next week.  [More]

So it’s not due to anything they’ve done.

[Via Remarks]

We’re the Only Ones Diversifying Enough

Mayor Eric Adams insisted Monday he’s not worried about police officers leaving the NYPD in droves this year — declaring that being a Big Apple cop is an “amazing career,” and that the departures present a chance to “diversify” the force. [More]

Constitutional scholars all, no doubt.

But first, they’ll have some racist policies to make more inclusive.

[Via Jess]

A ‘Special’ Operator

“Worst case is some dude’s barricaded internal doors, has got like, [ … ] steel hollow core shit going on … this weird … in his house because he’s a weirdo and a prepper and a threeper that hates cops and he’s trying to suck you in and kill you, right?” [More]

I’m a Threeper as Mike Vanderboegh defined it. And what’s wrong with preppers?

More to the point, what’s right with jackbooted thug attitudes?

We’re the Only Ones Withdrawing Enough

Nearly six hundred thousand dollars in taxes, fees, and fines collected by the Caldwell Parish Sheriff’s Office was never deposited into a government bank account, a new state audit reports. And auditors say they found evidence that the employee in charge of overseeing the collection and accounting of those public funds actually spent years stealing the money. [More]

Looks like somebody has decided taking in more money right now is bad optics…

[Via Michael G]

 

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