[Via Dan Gifford]
Category: Only Ones
We’re the Only Ones Padding Enough
Iowa senators Chuck Grassley and Joni Ernst are calling for accountability and a full review of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives’ (ATF’s) unlawful misclassification of administrative positions as “law enforcement.” Not only was this decades-long practice illegal, but it also burned millions of taxpayer dollars. [More]
“Padding statistics” is kind of a tradition with them.
[Via Jess]
More Lead for the Condors
The EPA Spent $620,000 On Guns And Ammo [More]
Did they do an environmental impact study first…?
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Elsewhere Enough
In this alleged scheme, these officers make a DWI arrest, that person then hires this particular attorney, the officers don’t show up to court, and the case is dismissed. [More]
But wait! There’s more!
Who better to enforce Michelle Lujan Grisham’s citizen disarmament tyranny?
[Via Jess]
We’re the Only Ones Supportive Enough
We’re the Only Ones More or Less Enough
The FBI is reducing hiring standards to the point where it is considering overweight applicants and hiring barely literate agents, a group of current and former FBI agents and analysts allege. [More]
On the one hand, tnat makes them more dangerous.
On the other hand, that makes them less dangerous.
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Working Around Enough
“The US government should not be funding and legitimizing a shady industry whose flagrant violations of Americans’ privacy are not just unethical but illegal,” Wyden said in a letter to Director of National Intelligence (DNI) Avril Haines. “To that end, I request that you adopt a policy that, going forward,” intelligence agencies “may only purchase data about Americans that meets the standard for legal data sales established by the FTC.” [More]
“Request”…?
In a world where it didn’t mean arresting themselves, the “official” criminals participating in this conspiracy to deprive citizens of rights under color of authority would be behind bars…
[Via Michael G]
News You Can Wipe With
Through a Glass, Darkly
Murphy has filed a lawsuit against Sunglass Hut’s parent company after a store’s facial recognition program falsely identified him as a robber. As a result, he was arrested and jailed, which led to him being sexually assaulted. [More]
How is it the state can assume custodial control of someone but not assume a duty to protect with attendant liability — and no qualified immunity?
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Having a Cow Enough
K-9 bites cow, SC deputy tases K-9, cow kicks deputy [More]
The relationship between law enforcement and the Bovine American community has long been a contentious one.
[Via WiscoDave]
We’re the Only Ones Disarming Enough
New Jersey Sheriff Richard Berdnik fatally shoots himself in restaurant after officers charged [More]
And just look at all those gun-grabbing Democrats who don’t trust you with guns he supported:

We’re the Only Ones Contradictory Enough
We’re the Only Ones Cooling Enough
As Duprey made his escape, Duran grabbed someone’s cooler off a nearby table and threw it at the fleeing suspect, hitting him in the head and throwing him off balance, James’ office said in a statement. Duprey sideswiped a tree before he was hurled from the scooter and banged his head on the curb, ultimately landing under a parked vehicle, the attorney general said. [More]
When an ICE detainer isn’t appropriate, you can always use an ice container…
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Only Ones After the Fact Enough
Beginning Feb. 13, 2024, any person who lives with a minor or those who know reasonably that a minor will come into their home must store their firearms safely. [More]
There’s no way to enforce this, of course, except after the fact, and the potential that something might happen is hardly a deterrent to people whose entire life history seems based on bad decisions. Case in point:
The parents of a 5-year-old boy who fatally shot himself with an unsecured gun over the weekend have been charged, officials announced. [More]
If it hadn’t been a gun it could have been anything with morons like this:
…five children were left unsupervised in the house at the time of the shooting, including an 8-year-old, two 7-year-olds, a 4-year-old and the 5-year-old who shot himself.
And now we have a leading “commonsense gun safety law” spokesman!
Hey… any chance we could sue the manufacturer…?
We’re the Only Ones Triggered Enough
On-duty cop accidentally fired his gun outside Lori Lightfoot’s home: Chicago police [More]
And not just an “on duty cop.” A “veteran Chicago police officer”!
I see “The officer remains on active duty because the firearm discharge was accidental.”
So he’s keeping his gun.
Funny… if you or I had done that, not only would our names be publicized, the only way we’d be out is if we made bail. And you’d better believe there’d be a court order to surrender all weapons.
Forget it, Jake. It’s Chi-Town.
[H/T Wirecutter]
We’re the Only Ones Youth Oriented Enough
A former officer with the Town and Country Police Department was charged with seven felonies and two misdemeanors in a child sex crimes investigation [More]
Been a while since we discussed the dating etiquette dilemma…
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Unreportable Enough
Hundreds of copies of a local Colorado newspaper were stolen after its latest issue featured a report alleging that a teenage girl was raped at the home of the small town’s police chief by his stepson. [More]
I can’t tell you how many times I slept through drug, drinking and sex parties downstairs when feral sons Uday and Qusay were growing up…
[Via bondmen]
