We’re the Only Ones Searching Enough

Prosecutors said Odom used law enforcement databases to find information about seven people, including his wife, romantic partners, relatives of his romantic partners, a hotel employee and a woman who worked in his office building, without any legitimate law enforcement reason. [More]

Where’s DOJ with Fourth Amendment violation charges?

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Lecherous Enough

Judge’s murder exposes secret sex ring in small Kentucky town — Sheriff accused of killing Judge [More]

Letcher County– talk about an aptronym.

Ain’t no accounting for tastes, I guess.

I thought it was because his underage daughter was being raped. That still doesn’t explain why the dumb@$$ did it in a way that ensured he’d be caught.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Just Kidding Enough

An Illinois State Police trooper from Deerfield has been arrested for allegedly possessing and distributing child sexual abuse material … the agents found evidence of deleted child porn on the cellphone he was holding at the time, and some of the images were reportedly of children whose ages were around four years old. [More]

Just think– when I went to Chicago for a family memorial service a month back, he could have arrested me if I had defied their citizen disarmament edicts.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Resourceful Enough

Arkansas ex-police chief’s disguise and survival tactics revealed – Arkansas officials’ report says how a convicted killer, a former small-town police chief once known as the “Devil in the Ozarks,” pulled off a daring escape lasting weeks. [More]

He was either really clever or those paid to segregate predators from the rest of us were really lazy and stupid.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Rewarded Enough

Indeed. (Note that some links have expired but may yet be retrievable via the Wayback Machine.)

Kash and Dan, you’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do.

Not that defensive MAGA Über Alles absolutists will have anything to say besides “Would you rather have Kamala?”

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Unqualified Enough

DEI D.C. Police Chief Doesn’t Know What The Term “Chain Of Command” Means [More]

This makes me recall Philadelphia’s former Chief Ramsey and San Francisco’s former Chief Fong, and makes me wonder what I need to do to find out if she’s passed all the required qualifications to carry a gun.

I just spent five minutes searching and can’t even find specifics on what a regular DC cop has to do to pass.

[Via bondmen]

Assault Sandwich/Sandwich Violence/Commonsense Sandwich Safety Laws

Man charged with felony after allegedly whacking federal agent with sandwich amid Trump’s DC crime crackdown [More]

Anyone who can’t be trusted with a sandwich

Question: Would he be so charged if he did the exact same thing to you or me?

UPDATE

Scrooim. He worked for DOJ.

Hypocrites, Damn Hypocrites, and Zohran Mamdani

Zohran Mamdani Hires Private Security After Calling to Defund Police [More]

Why is Breitbart so focused on his anti-cop stance they ignore his total citizen disarmament fanaticism? The security company he’s hiring uses NYPD moonlighters, meaning they’re armed.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Settling Enough

Louisiana authorities have agreed to pay $9 million to a man who was partially paralyzed from the waist down after a trooper shot him in the back during a 2018 traffic stop in Baton Rouge and then falsely reported it as a Taser discharge. [More]

But it won’t be the “Louisiana authorities” paying, will it?

Meanwhile, the lying, incompetent sow was allowed to plea to a misdemeanor, avoided jail, and had her record expunged.

Remember: Back the Blue!

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Selling Back Enough

Chicago Woman Who Was Shot With a Police Department ‘Buyback’ Gun Sues the City for $50,000… No one was ever charged in any of the three crimes in which the wayward GLOCK was used and the police sergeant who supervised the gun turn-in event where the firearm disappeared was suspended for one day for “failure to adequately secure and care for department property.” [More]

Well, at least we know that justice was served.

Forget it Jake, it’s Chi-Town.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Investing Enough

Federal prosecutors allege Tompkins first pressured the executive into selling him equity interest in the company, then into refunding his buy-in when share prices dipped. [More]

In fairness, their latest press release is about their “Summer Enrichment Program“…

[Via Edmund M]

Related UPDATE

Suffolk County is not a sanctuary county, but many cities within it are sanctuary cities… In October 2019, Tompkins announced the county police department ended its contract with ICE. [More]

Figures…

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Incompetent Enough

The head of the NYPD’s Aviation Unit was booted from the elite squad this week after trying to block the feds from probing his dangerous mishaps… Aviation’s Commanding Officer Winston Faison was an “incompetent boob” who had numerous breaches in safety as he attempted to make himself the unit’s head helicopter instructor… [More]

But…but…but he made history for being “the first”…

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Strapped Enough

After telling B.K. she was “insanely attractive,” the summary order states Cook sent her a picture of his crotch while sitting in his personal vehicle with a gun in his waistband, telling her he was “strapped.” [More]

Sure knows how to sweet-talk a gal… I guess that’s the difference between a trained, professional community hero and us “civilians”…

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones In Policy Enough

Brooklyn cop accused of hitting car, leaving scene, assaulting driver [More]

Speeding like a demon, going through red lights, recklessly endangering the public… But it’s OK because:

Police determined that Stein didn’t break any policies during the confrontation.

And remember: Back the Blue!

[Via Sweet Babboo]

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