How This Corrupt Cop Secretly Ran A Whole City [More]
Yo, Rep. Crenshaw: Got some more exemptions for ya…
[Via Jess]
Category: Only Ones
We’re the Only Ones Cowboying Up Enough
We’re the Only Ones Truthful Enough
A bill Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw introduced Friday could streamline Border Patrol’s hiring process by eliminating the polygraph requirement for some candidates with law enforcement or military credentials. [More]
Because nothing says “more trustworthy than you” like being an “Only One.”
This Crenshaw character certainly has proved to be a continual disappointment.
We’re the Only Ones Keeping You Current Enough
Tased for Filming Son’s Traffic Stop [More]
Why do you need to be here?
Why do you need a gun?
The criminal swine is a lieutenant, meaning such thuggery is baked into department conduct.
Looks like the cowards shut down their Facebook. I wonder from comments if their Twitter page is long to follow.
Help Wanted, Inquire Within
We’re the Only Ones Electrifying Enough
A great-grandmother with dementia is fighting for life in hospital after being tasered by police at her nursing home in the NSW Snowy Mountains. [More]
I’ll play judgmental Monday Morning Quarterback here: What kind of cowardly moron couldn’t figure out a different way to resolve the situation?
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Gangsta Enough
35 LASD deputies asked to come in for questioning, show tattoos as part of deputy gang investigation [More]
Is it any wonder they’re big on you and me being disarmed?
[Via Jess]
We’re the Only Ones Beneficent Enough
The groups involved say arrests and prosecutions are not the answer. Instead, the groups will work with the public to offer help paying rent, finding jobs, and other basic needs.[More]
Yes, further absolve them of the responsibilities of citizenship as bribes to not conduct themselves like psychopathic animals– we oughta see those homicide numbers plummet!
Those expectations don’t strike anyone as racist…?
[Via Steve T]
This Meeting of the Empty Head Society Will Come to Order
We’re the Only Ones Dirty Enough
Every once in a while I run across an “Only Ones’ corruption story that makes me reconsider my position on public crucifixion.
[Via Jess]
We’re the Only Ones Charged Enough
A “cold-hearted” Florida police officer was arrested and accused of stealing a dead man’s credit card information and using it to make personal purchases, like fast food and eyelashes, authorities said Wednesday. [More]
It’s the superior training. How many of us mere “civilians” would have even thought of doing such a thing, let alone knowing how to do it?
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Only Ones Unprotective Enough
U. Arizona’s first female police chief to step down following professor’s shooting death [More]
Apparently, failure to adequately bureaucratize overcomes “no duty to protect.”
What we won’t see blamed is this:
Arizona Board of Regents Policies 5-302 and 5-303 prohibit the use, possession, display, or storage of any weapons, explosive device, or fireworks on the University of Arizona campus and on all land and in all buildings owned or under the control of the University of Arizona on behalf of the Arizona Board of Regents, except as provided in ARS §12-781. No concealed carry permit exempts a person from this policy.
The march of folly continues unabated.
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Only Ones Aptly Named Enough
You Will Respect My Authoritah!
How can L.A. stop traffic deaths? Let civilians enforce traffic violations, study says [More]
Who thinks life will imitate art?
Going kind of fast there, weren’t you, Mr. … uh… red rags are for Bloods, not Crips, right…?
Still, distinguishing citizens from “Only Ones” by calling them “civilians” kind of brings the Founders’ “standing army” concern to the fore…
[Via Steve T]
We’re the Only Ones Prematurely Discharging Enough
Mansfield officer accidentally shoots self while responding to scene, police say [More]
Doing it while taking it out is what’s known in the business as a “Reverse Lee Paige.”
[Via Sweet Babboo]
Tip of the Speer
And So Nothing is Done But Complain
Nashville police claim they can’t release transgender terrorist’s manifesto… [More]
Sorry. I offered a way to escalate things beyond local stonewallers, but nobody warmed up to it.
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Only Ones Out On a Limb Enough
Lawsuit: Police Officer Broke a 61-Year-Old Woman’s Leg, Then Bragged He ‘Man-Dropped’ Her [More]
“Man-dropped” must be a technical term. Without such professional training, I confess to being totally inexperienced at beating the snot out of old women at all, let alone working them over badly enough to require hospitalization.
[Via Michael G]
Don’t Everybody Answer at Once
Some family members showed up Wednesday night hoping for answers to their questions, including the most pressing one — with 376 law enforcement officers at the school May 24, why did it take them more than 70 minutes to confront and kill the gunman? [More]
Horshack looks like he’s gonna bust.
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Priced Out Enough
Lansing police officer charged in ‘price switching’ scheme at Meijer stores [More]
You gotta wonder how dumb somebody must be to risk a career, a pension plan that most private sector tax chumps can’t get, and their reputation and freedom over something like this.
Then again, I never had much in common with Meijer customers.