We’re the Only Ones Lighting Up Enough

He rushed back to get his cell phone and was using his Glock’s flashlight to try to find it in the trunk of the SUV. When he tried to holster his gun, he shot himself — yes, right in the butt cheek. [More]

When I wondered how this could have happened, I wasn’t expecting a comedy routine. Lesson learned.

Only one question really remains: How come they’re deliberately not releasing his name?

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Paigeing Enough

Secret Service agent assigned to Jill Biden injured in ‘negligent discharge’ at Philadelphia airport [More]

Shades of Lee Paige! Did “Dr. Jill” help him? Oh, wait– she’s not that kind of doctor?

This seems like a fair question: What was he doing “handling a service weapon”?

Chris Megerian and Darlene Superville, ‘Real Reporters’

Jill Biden tells school principals ‘enough is enough’ while promoting a gun safety initiative – Guns are the leading cause of death for American children. [More]

Who cares if the narrative’s a demonstrable lie?

They’re desperate to prove they’re team players

Especially since AI can propagandize cheaper, and it’s not exacly like most “Authorized Journalists” know how to do anything useful…

[Via Jess]

Proof of Efficacy

First lady Jill Biden tests positive for Covid-19 [More]

Everybody ready for the next planned mass panic with forced shots?

How many times have she and Joe caught it now? The thought strikes this may be the excuse needed to give them cover to get him out of the way.

Also note the “testing protocols that anybody who meets with the president does indeed get tested.” I wonder if that includes sniff victims.

I also wonder, with such complete monitoring, how they have absolutely no idea whose bag of coke it was that got misplaced in the White House…

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