We’re the Only Ones Benefiting Enough

When the victim was 13, she described having a “friends with benefits” relationship with Swanson, in which she would receive gifts in exchange for allowing him to touch her and touching him as well. Such physical contact allegedly included oral sex, the highway patrol said. [More]

Again with the dating etiquette question

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Covert Enough

Capitol Police Officer Shauni Kerkhoff Identified as J6 Bomber Based on Forensic Match — Testified to Firing Pepper Balls at J6 Crowd, Then Months Later Took a Security Job at the CIA [More]

Where’s the arrest?

Will it happen before her (alleged) handlers get to her?

And will she be kept in a safer cell than Epstein?

Alternatively, where’s the libel lawsuit?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Trafficking Enough

Two sheriffs and numerous officers were arrested and indicted for allegedly helping traffickers run drugs in the Mississippi Delta, as well as in Memphis and, in at least two instances, in Miami. [More]

“Fourteen current and former law-enforcement officers are among 20 defendants”…? So… just a few bad apples, right?

[Via bondmen]

The Immunity Syndrome

After Supreme Court Win, NRA Is Back Challenging ‘Qualified Immunity’ for Ex-NY Regulator [More]

In nutshell:

The plaintiff, the NRA, claimed that defendant Maria Vullo, while serving as the superintendent of the New York State Department of Financial Service (DFS), encouraged insurance companies to discontinue their relationship with the NRA in an effort to retaliate against and chill the NRA’s gun rights advocacy.

Holding her accountable for her sleazy, partisan abuse of power could be the greatest lesson she teaches Fordham students.

We’re the Only Ones Taking Back Enough

A former South Carolina sheriff pleaded guilty Thursday to federal charges that he helped steal about $80,000 from his force’s benevolence fund and took pain medication that was supposed to be destroyed as part of a pill take-back program. [More]

So, like with gun “buybacks,” the pills were the sheriff’s department in the first place?

Interesting character, Sheriff Wright:

Sheriff Missing Amid Federal Probe, Armed With Fully Automatic Weapons And SWAT Gear

The benefits of being an “Only One”…

Except he’s not any more.

And so much for “a few bad apples”:

Wright is at least the 12th sheriff in South Carolina to be convicted or to plead guilty to on-duty crimes in the past 15 years, for misconduct including extorting drug dealers, having inmates work at their homes, and hiring a woman and pressuring her to have sex.

Those are the ones who have been caught…

[Via Jess]

Extortionists for Gun Safety

Maryland Dem state senator charged with extortion after feds say she recorded foe in bed with married man [More]

But that doesn’t mean we can’t trust her on citizen disarmament, does it…?

Great people, these Democratic politicians.

And maybe stamina-challenged “Only One of the Month” Finklestein can frame his termination notice to hang next to his plaque.

We’re the Only Ones Cheating Enough

The investigation began with a tip from Chief Deputy Anthony Collins’s wife, the records revealed. She alleged that Collins had cheated on her with a lower-ranking officer and on his required coursework, claiming he had someone else complete assignments for him. [More]

Boy, hell hath no fury, eh?

Sounds like he used more than the tip…

[Via Edmund M]

We’re the Only Ones Digital Enough

OFFICER 1: You’re doing the UD-10 for (unintelligible) accident?
OFFICER 2: Yes, sir.
OFFICER 1: Alright, when you enter her driver’s license number in, just accidentally change one digit.
OFFICER 2: Okay. [More]

Seems to me the public deserves to know more than just “Officer 1 and 2″…

[Via Michael G]

Pipe Dreams

A detailed analysis of the Jan. 6 pipe bombs found new problems with the FBI evidence and advances the notion that the case could turn out to be a government-created hoax. [More]

I’d ask why this isn’t the lead story in all the major newspapers and networks, but I know better.

House Oversight didn’t carry that one to the finish, either.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Civil Rights Iconic Enough

After being taken into custody, the sheriff posted a lengthy message on his Facebook page, invoked the names of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Rosa Parks, and called on his supporters to “remain resilient.” [More]

Yeah, remember how they used to deprive people of rights, and retaliate and tamper against witnesses under color of authority and force of arms all the time? Doesn’t anybody appreciate civil rights activism any more?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Still In Charge Enough

A Texas sheriff arrested by his own deputies and booked into his own jail in August after accusations of harassing female employees and retaliating against whistleblowers now faces a third charge of aggravated perjury, though a judge has ruled he may return to work under strict conditions while awaiting trial next year. [More]

How’d you like to go in for your employee review with that boss?

[Via Lane]

Fun Times in Cleveland Again

Cleveland chief city planner accused of doctoring a death certificate and stealing FMLA pay from city [More]

Looks like she’s well qualified to be a career through feeder

Cleveland Democrats–maybe there’s still something in the Cuyahoga River water… where effluvia used to be measured in condoms per liter:

At least we’re not Detroit.

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