Category: Crime

Right-Wing Extremists Gone Wild

Multiple People Shot at Historically Black Morgan State University in Baltimore -Police Looking for Three Shooters [More]

But…but…but…

Unauthorized use, possession or storage of any weapon.

Since Black Lives Matter and since Garland and Wray assure us “white supremacists” are the greatest threat, can we safely assume they’re looking for hate-filled MAGA neo-Nazis?

[Via Michael G]

The Dogs of War

Two Anne Arundel County Men, Including Department of Defense Deputy Chief, Charged with Facilitating Dog Fighting Ring [More]

But wait! There’s more!

A Related Federal Search Recovered Veterinary Steroids and a Device Consisting of an Electrical Plug and Jumper Cables Suspected of Being Used to Kill Dogs Who Lost Dogfights

They’ve already made him an unperson and erased his profile page.

[Via Michael G]

A Road to New Opportunities

Oakland County, Michigan, Sheriff Michael Bouchard said crime syndicates from “south of the border” have targeted high-end homes stealing “hundreds and hundreds of thousand of dollars” worth of belongings… [More]

They flipped blue and they aren’t looking back!

Hey, is this a title resource or what?

[Via Michael G]

No Noose is Good Noose?

The FBI is investigating what appears to be a noose hanging from a tree at a home in St. Charles County. [More]

Under what legitimate authority?

The guy says his kids swing on it. That seems stupid and dangerous (and possibly actionable), but even if they don’t and he means it to be what it looks like, how is having it on private property against any constitutionally valid law?

On the other hand, it seems like a great incendiary way to invite random arsonists, vandals, and attackers, which I guess brings us back full circle to the FBI.

[Via bondmen]

Safety First!

A former Lyft driver appeared in St. Louis Circuit Court on Monday and admitted to the 2019 kidnapping and rape of a young woman. [More]

Thank goodness company policy protected him!

“We have a strict no-weapons policy, violation of which can result in a permanent ban from Lyft’s service,” Lyft senior manager of communications Alexandra LaManna said in an email to The Post. “The safety of the Lyft community is our top priority, and we have worked hard to implement policies and procedures to ensure its safety.”

Funny… I don’t see anything in Biden-Harris administration appointee LaManna’s LinkedIn Education and Experience profiles that show how she’s qualified to issue such a proclamation…

Could it be that “spokespeople” are just paid bull$h!++er hacks?

Kinda like someone else we know…

[Via bondmen]

Instant Karma’s Going to Get You

Philadelphia Journalist Who Mocked Concern Over Violent Crime In Democrat Cities Shot Dead In Home [More]

Not really related but somehow seems apt: Years ago a friend told the story of his high school shop teacher who had lost his finger on a band saw, and when explaining to the boys in class how it happened cut off another one.

[Via bondmen]

Payback

A former bodega clerk who was infamously charged with murder after fatally stabbing an attacker in his store last year in what he claimed was self-defense is suing lefty Manhattan District Attorney Alvin and the New York City Police Department for racial discrimination. [More]

Too bad he can’t sue them as individuals. Then again, New Yorkers vote for this crap.

[Via bondmen]

On We Sweep with Threshing Oar, Our Only Goal will be the Western Shore

“We will hunt the gangs, and we will defeat the gangs. We will take them to court. If they’re Swedish citizens they will be locked up for a long time in prison and if they are foreign citizens, they will also be expelled.” [More]

What percentage of “Swedish citizens” are new Swedish citizens?

[Via Michael G]