Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Domestically Violent Enough

Mayle grabbed the victim by the back of the head and slammed her head into the windshield, as well, police said. Once they arrived home, the argument progressed, and the victim went to the bedroom and locked herself in it, court documents say. She was actively on the phone with 911 at the time when Mayle forced his way through the door, grabbed her by her throat, slammed her up into the door and then down onto the bed, police said. [More]

Don’t worry that he’s bonded out. I’m sure there’s a gun ban and restraining order in effect.

Hey, what’s the left been telling us about white Christian Mayles…?

[Via WiscoDave]

Back the Blue (Helmets)

A Washington state sheriff has taken a firm stand against a proposed bill that would permit noncitizens to become law enforcement officers, granting them the ability to take away the constitutional rights of US citizens. [More]

Not the first…

And like they say in the ShamWow commercials: But wait! There’s more!

And the reason Washington leftists now want to have everyone forget what they said before and fund the police?

How else are you going to have a police state?

[Via Straight Shootr]

We’re the Only Ones Lead-Footed Enough

SAPD officer suspended after speeding nearly 100 times in patrol unit, records show [More]

What? They’re not going to prosecute him for each violation like they would you or me?

And speaking of what else they’d do to you and me:

Additionally, Texas automatically suspends the licenses of drivers who get more than four moving violations, such as speeding, over 12 months or those who get more than seven moving violations within 24 months.

I guess that’s why they’re “Only Ones” and we’re not.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones ‘Cop’rophilic Enough

Police chief pooped by desks, spiked coffee with Viagra, cops say in list of assault complaints [More]

He was trusted to carry a gun while citizens whose rights New Jersey Democrat prohibitionists $h!+ on weren’t.

In all the 30+ years I was employed, the thought of doing something like this never crossed my mind, but then, I don’t have the superior training.

Maybe “Taking a Farley” should become a thing.

[Via Tacticool Memes]

Babbit Season

President Trump: “I am a big fan of Ashli Babbitt, and Ashli Babbitt was a really good person… She was innocently standing there… and a man did something to her that was unthinkable when he shot her and I think it’s a disgrace. I am going to look into that.” [More]

I didn’t realize there was a conspiracy outside of the one perpetrated by the Capitol Police. Then again, I believe “we” landed on the Moon.

Hey, here’s a good bit of news.

[Via Andy M]

We’re the Only Ones Speechless Enough

Caruso was involved in a crash while off duty and was recorded by the other driver saying, “If you blame it on me, I’m going to [expletive] you up” as well as “I will murder you right here on the side of the road”… you could hear the sounds of Caruso hitting the other driver. We also asked Caruso, “What did you say?” We were met with silence again. [More]

Must’a been the weight of the badge…

[Via bondmen]

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