Woman accused of battering 4 CPD officers in the Loop, police say [More]
Well, Esmeralda, your pain is your now, too.
I’d like to see you try that on Anthony Abbate.
[Via Steve T]
Category: Only Ones
We’re the Only Ones Very Pretty Enough
A sweeping bill has been signed into law by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) in the wake of the horrific Uvalde shooting, posting an armed security officer in every school in the state. [More]
Better than the one at Parkland?
A Pinkley quote comes to mind.
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Key Enough
Word to the Wise
[More]
I disagree with the Gray Man comment. I note it was posted under an anonymous screen name.
Stand up judiciously, and when doing so is not self-defeating. Otherwise, giving intel to those who can and will use it against you is doing them a favor, particularly if civil disobedience is involved and you haven’t got the resources or laid the groundwork for a sustained and winnable defense.
The only ones served by low-hanging fruit are the “Only Ones.”
Related UPDATE
[Via Michael G]
Catch and Release
Cavalcante was sentenced to life in prison for the murder of his ex-girlfriend. He is also wanted for homicide in his home country of Brazil. [More]
So leave it to the “authorities” not to be able to keep him away from the rest of us once they catch him. Expect the grabtards to change the focus to the homeowner not having his (her?) .22 rifle locked up (no word here on if it had ammo).
Funny… neither the word “illegal” nor the word “immigrant” appear anywhere in this account. So good thing this has nothing to do with that “single issue.” And I have that on good authority.
We’re the Only Ones Charging Enough
We’re the Only Ones Numerous Enough
The Small Texas Town With 50 Cops and Only 250 Residents [More]
Lemme guess: “Securing the Blessings of Liberty” isn’t high on the priority list…
[Via Dan Gifford]
Court Filing by Indian Police Defendants Contradicts Sheriff’s Account of Kloepfer Shooting
“It is admitted that Sheriff Smith was present at the scene of the Property at all times that these Defendants were present at the Property on December 13, 2022.” [More]
He said he wasn’t there. Those who were said he was.
We’re the Only Ones Resigned Enough Redux
America is in the midst of a police officer shortage… [More]
I don’t suppose anyone is conditioned to treat this as an opportunity…?
Or is it easier to just hire Hessians…?
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Resigned Enough
Philadelphia’s Police Commissioner Resigning as Crime, Drugs Ravage City [More]
What better way to signal the predators that the “Only Ones” can’t protect anyone and the city is theirs?
Keep blaming “systemic racism,” keep voting Democrat, and keep getting what you vote for, Philadelphians.
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Crashing Enough
The police now tell us that the crash only involved a police unit and no other vehicle. Police now say that the officer lost control of his vehicle and hit the center median after striking some large debris on the highway. We’re told the officer’s injuries are minor but that he was taken to the hospital for evaluation. [More]
And a blood test…?
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Clarifying Enough
We’re the Only Ones Discharging Enough
He was pumping her for information
That’s a lot more to the point than the “Authorized Journalist” version, that PGPD Officer Francesco Marlett was “being affectionate.”
[Via WiscoDave]
We’re the Fauxnly Ones Mimicking Enough
During the home search, officials found fake law enforcement IDs, drug paraphernalia, tactical gear and a loaded firearm. Investigators also seized electronic devices for further investigation. [More]
So… Justice got served…?
As always, be aware of The Fauxnly Ones Files, because the day may come when you’ll need a “He was being such a scary thug I did not believe he was a real cop” defense.
Or would putting it that way make you look naive?
[Via Steve T]
We’re the Only Ones Exporting Enough
Texas Police Cadet Imprisoned for Supplying Mexican Cartel with .50 Caliber Ammo [More]
I guess Pedro hadn’t gotten to the “Refusing consent to searches” and “Refusing to talk to the police” parts of his training.
This is so sketchy there has to be a lot more to what clued them in, and I’m thinking “informant” and “low-hanging fruit.”
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Fueling the Fire Enough
She can be heard shouting back, “What? Are you going to shoot me?” before she begins to put the car into gear and accelerate. [More]
Maybe she’d never seen the “Your terms are acceptable” meme.
Just oozing poor choices and militant resentment and entitlement, wasn’t she?
Meanwhile, how hard would it have been to not position themselves in harm’s way with other cars around? And she didn’t floor it or adjust her steering to get better contact, did she?
Way to fall into the plans of the destroyers.
Securing the Blessings of Liberty, Just Like the Founders Intended
A federal circuit judge writes that Detroit’s vehicle seizure scheme “is simply a money-making venture—one most often used to extort money from those who can least afford it.” [More]
So I guess that means no Leatherman tools…?
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Only Ones Tearful Enough
In an effort to persuade Judge Kelly to add terror enhancement to the defendant’s sentences, Loyd alongside U.S. Capitol Police Officer Shae Cooney Mark Ode broke down in tears claiming they were traumatized victims of an insurrection that was planned and orchestrated by the former Proud Boys leaders who were found guilty of seditious conspiracy. [More]
Actors? Pu$$ies? Both?
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Criminal Enough
[T]he Mission Division gang unit has effectively been disbanded, with members transferred elsewhere amid accusations that officers were routinely turning off their body cameras — and possibly stealing from the people during traffic stops … Sources … said the gang unit officers are also suspected of slipping Apple AirTags into some of the vehicles they stopped, allowing police to track them without a court-issued warrant. [More]
Just the guys to surrender those guns to…
Don’t worry Angelenos. You still have the LASD.
Keep voting Democrat, suckers!
We’re the Only Ones Care-Free Enough
We’re the Only Ones Questioning the Science Enough
Seattle police say its part of a pattern of black teens targeting Asian victims in the area [More]
But Craig Harvey says “Stop Blaming Black People for Anti-Asian Hate,” and he’s a “Working Scientist“!
A reality of nature is predators pick easy prey, and the lack of preparedness and situational awareness I’m seeing here tell me that’s just what this guy was.
[Via bondmen]
Coming Up Empty
No one held accountable for the worst mass shooting in Baltimore history [More]
Maybe prohibitionist interests not wanting to count gang shootings as mass shootings pushed investigative incentives to a lower tier…
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Only Ones Clear Enough
State Senator: FBI Did Not Inform Local Authorities Before Killing Henderson, Tennessee Man in Raid [More]
This should clear up why they didn’t want uncontrolled LE on the scene:
It remains unclear why Deschler, reportedly a 100 percent disabled veteran, was shot and killed on the scene. It also remains unclear why the FBI raided Deschler’s home in the first place.
Are we clear?
[Via bondmen]
My Kind of Razzmatazz
10 armed robberies take place in 2 hours on West Side, police say [More]
Yeah, well, CPD has problems of its own.
Forget it, Jake. It’s Chi-Town.
[Via Jess]
Related UPDATE
TV news crew robbed while reporting on Chicago robbery sprees [More]
Do what’s needed and watch cities burn.
[Via bondmen]
We’re the Only Ones Perjuring Enough
Giving the Devil His Due
Prosecution in Apple’s iPads-for-Concealed-Firearms-Licenses Bribery Case Can Go Forward [More]
But all they were trying to do was protect Tim Cook…
Jeez, you’d think the way they’re acting the law applies to “progressive” billionaires just like it does to us little guys…
[Via Michael G]
Tribal Warfare
“What makes this extra amusing is that the ‘Rangers’ are Pyramid Lake Paiute Tribal Police, and the backed up traffic is for Burning Man. Native American cops busting up a standoff between two tribes of white progressives is straight up comedy gold” [More]
They sure make it tough deciding whose scalp would look better on the lodge pole…
[Via Michael G]
We’re the Only Ones Rational Enough
[Via Jess]
We’re the Only Ones Scaring Enough
Yale Cop Union Scares New Students With Grim Reaper Crime Flyers [More]
That shows these wretched oath-breakers know the threats are potentially lethal, but they still willingly enforce the “Only Ones”-exempted victim disarmament mandate.
[Via bondmen]
