We’re the Only Ones Resigned Enough

Santa Clara County Sheriff Laurie Smith informed the Board of Supervisors in this one-line letter that she was leaving office effective Monday. [More]

Maybe if she goes quietly no one will ask any questions about “underrepresentation.”

Too bad. The “real reporters” could have had an “EXCLUSIVE” worth putting in all caps.

[Via Rough and Ready]

We’re the Only Ones Victorious Enough

Nearly a dozen guns taken off Austin streets in Gun Surrender Program [More]

That’s pathetic when you can’t just say “11” and have to blow it up by one.

Nice of the moronic “Only Ones” functionary to admit “buybacks don’t work.”

Besides, “surrender” makes them sound so much more awe-inspiring. And it’s closer to what government has in mind anyway.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Transferring Enough

St. Louis school shooter may have used gun that police confiscated months ago… Officers removed the gun from the home and gave it to a unnamed adult, he said. [More]

Flesh out how they completed the transfer.

UPDATE

The family “worked with our department to transfer that to an adult who could legally possess one,” Sack said. The firearm was ultimately transferred to a third party known to the family. [More]

OK, so can we expect an arrest?

And should we title this “Another Red Flag Success”?

[Via Jess]

In the Navy, Yes You Can Sail the Seven Seas

Sailor convicted for selling illegal machine guns in Virginia… As a master at arms, he served in the Navy’s law enforcement community… [More]

So he wasn’t “just” a sailor. He was a Naval “Only One.”

I wonder who the snitch is, and if the feds had something on him or if he decided things all on his own.

I also wonder if his lawyer knew about NFRTR “reliability” issues…?

[Via Hammer Down Outdoors]

What Was Their First Clue That He Might Be a Problem?

The 30-year-old man charged with capital murder in the fatal shooting of two Dallas hospital employees was on parole and had been given permission to be at the medical facility for the birth of a child, a Texas prison official said [More]

Brought to you by government!

Dare I ask about young Nestor’s “legal” status without fear of being pegged as a xenophobe?

What’s this?

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Elevated Enough

Race-Baiting Celebrity J6 Cop Once Involved in Race-Related Lawsuit – It’s long past time for a mainstream journalist or cable news talking head—those responsible for elevating Michael Fanone to hero/martyr status—to ask him about Michael Maddox. [More]

Anybody know if he’s still doing book tours? That seems like a good way to get questions and answers on-camera…

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Stung Enough

Woman accused of using bees to attack sheriff’s deputies during Longmeadow eviction [Watch]

She was charged with “…four counts of assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon…”? So that makes them assault bees?

People have been known to go into anaphylactic shock and die from bee stings, so between that and bystanders getting stung, and her saying it was “good” if people were allergic, she deserves to go down hard.

My money says she’s a Bernie supporter.

[Via Remarks]

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