We’re the Only Ones ‘Gotta Catch ’em All’ Enough

Former JoCo deputy loses police license after fraudulently trying to buy Pokémon cards [More] I wonder if I could commit a felony and get a “diversion agreement,” because I can’t tell you how many times “stress and anxiety” have induced me to rip off others… [Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Humorless Enough

A Louisiana man is fighting in court for the First Amendment right to express satire after he made a joke about COVID-19, and was arrested by a sheriff’s armed SWAT team that confronted him with guns drawn. [More] Talk about deprivation of rights under color of authority… The only thing they’re laughing about is their … Continue reading “We’re the Only Ones Humorless Enough”

We’re the Only Ones in Bad Form Enough

New York Police Making CCW Applicants Sign Warning Forms!?! [Watch] Evidently in addition to: Pistol License      Form Name Description  No. Pages Pistol License Application Package Complete new pistol license package including Instructions, Application, Declaration Form, Pistol Licensee Residence Declaration and NYS Firearms Public Records Exemption Form.  9 Pistol License Handbook  Guide for Pistol … Continue reading “We’re the Only Ones in Bad Form Enough”

We’re the Only Ones Electrifying Enough

Idaho Springs police have agreed to a multi-million dollar settlement with a 75-year-old man who was wrongfully tasered by police in May of 2021… Clark was unexpectedly and wrongfully shot with a taser on May 30, 2021, by Idaho Springs Police Officer Nicholas Hanning. The taser deployment caused a chain reaction of medical issues with … Continue reading “We’re the Only Ones Electrifying Enough”

We’re the Only Ones Chilling Enough

A jury convicted a former New York City police officer on Friday of second-degree murder in the death of his 8-year-old son, who was forced to sleep overnight on the concrete floor of a freezing garage. [More] If he treated his child like this, what would he not do to you if angered? I predict … Continue reading “We’re the Only Ones Chilling Enough”

We’re the Only Ones Dated Enough

A central issue in Sheriff Smith’s trial is whether she provided concealed carry weapon permits in exchange for donations or other favors. Under questioning from San Francisco Assistant District Attorney Gabriel Markoff, Bechtel said he provided $750,000 to the Sheriff’s Advisory Board and arranged construction crews to make improvements to the Sheriff’s Department shooting range… … Continue reading “We’re the Only Ones Dated Enough”

We’re the Only Ones Resigned Enough

Santa Clara County Sheriff Laurie Smith informed the Board of Supervisors in this one-line letter that she was leaving office effective Monday. [More] Maybe if she goes quietly no one will ask any questions about “underrepresentation.” Too bad. The “real reporters” could have had an “EXCLUSIVE” worth putting in all caps. [Via Rough and Ready]

We’re the Only Ones Victorious Enough

Nearly a dozen guns taken off Austin streets in Gun Surrender Program [More] That’s pathetic when you can’t just say “11” and have to blow it up by one. Nice of the moronic “Only Ones” functionary to admit “buybacks don’t work.” Besides, “surrender” makes them sound so much more awe-inspiring. And it’s closer to what … Continue reading “We’re the Only Ones Victorious Enough”

We’re the Only Ones Transferring Enough

St. Louis school shooter may have used gun that police confiscated months ago… Officers removed the gun from the home and gave it to a unnamed adult, he said. [More] Flesh out how they completed the transfer. UPDATE The family “worked with our department to transfer that to an adult who could legally possess one,” … Continue reading “We’re the Only Ones Transferring Enough”

We’re the Only Ones Underreporting Enough

Massive errors in FBI’s Active Shooting Reports regarding cases where civilians stop attacks: Instead of 4.4%, the correct number is at least 34.4%. In 2021, it is at least 49.1%. Excluding gun-free zones, it averaged over 50%. [More] I’m sure that’s just an honest oversight and there’s nothing intentional, right? Right…? [Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Elevated Enough

Race-Baiting Celebrity J6 Cop Once Involved in Race-Related Lawsuit – It’s long past time for a mainstream journalist or cable news talking head—those responsible for elevating Michael Fanone to hero/martyr status—to ask him about Michael Maddox. [More] Anybody know if he’s still doing book tours? That seems like a good way to get questions and … Continue reading “We’re the Only Ones Elevated Enough”

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