Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Normal Enough

Defendant Hines … did not mention that Plaintiff’s mother had initiated the encounter by calling emergency services to express concern about a trespasser… and he stated—incorrectly—that Plaintiff had been charged with aggravated assault… Finally, he wrote that Plaintiff complied with the officers’ commands and told officers he had been afraid for the safety of his grandmother (apparently an erroneous reference to Plaintiff’s mother) [More]

And a “trained professional” being sloppily incompetent and incapable of filing an accurate police report is enough to disarm a citizen…?

Normal PD, eh? Where the chief can have a gun in his carry-on with no consequences?

Four Boxes Diner breaks the case down.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Bursting Your Bubble Enough

California bubble entertainer issued ticket for ‘fluid littering’ after park show – Sandy Snakenberg was accused of violating the city’s litter code by performing for children at La Jolla Cove in San Diego [More]

Who were the killjoy snitches that sicced the unnamed “Respect my authoritah!”martinet on him, and how does employing excuse-making trough feeders like Supervising Public Information Officer Benny Cartwright help to advance the pursuit of happiness and secure the Blessings of Liberty?

So, when are the jackboots going to raid this woke corporation?

Ah, the weight of the badge… We got your pensions right here…

How DARE he encourage children to be children, instead of…

Citizens don’t use nearly enough tar and feathers these days.

We’re the Only Ones Out of Uniform Enough

It claimed Smith attempted to end his part in a polyamorous relationship with Officer Eric Windler and his wife, after which he was ruthlessly targeted. The lawsuit noted that Windler and Smith’s wife maintained their relationship after Smith’s arrest and throughout the proceedings. [More]

They get the idea they can f_ other people from somewhere…

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Saturating Enough

R.I. officer accused of peeing on woman during Kenny Chesney concert at Gillette [More]

Because he’s on “regularly scheduled leave/time off,” it’ll be a while before he gets back to doing it to citizens he pulls over. Besides, he was just supporting the Rhode Island Police Chiefs Association’s “Saturation Saturday.”

After all, it’s not like he’s been convicted of anything.

Now imagine you getting drunk and p!$$!ng on an “Only One.”

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Going to the Dogs Enough

It doesn’t say he was bitten, does it?

UPDATE

Another angle.

UPDATE

Bodycam view…

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Cognitively Dissonant Enough

Arizona police org endorsing Trump crosses aisle to back progressive Dem in close Senate race- Arizona Police Association endorses Democratic Rep Ruben Gallego for Senate despite earlier endorsement for Kari Lake for governor [More]

This Reuben Gallego…?

We’re the Only Ones De-Ranged Enough

Jail inmate hit by bullet from nearby FBI target practice – Jail staff found vehicles on the complex also hit by gunfire from the training exercise [More]

And several cars were hit as well, meaning multiple negligent discharges by these morons?

Look at the Detention Center and range in Earth view and you tell me how they managed it.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Heinous Enough

Officer Javar Downs of the @LMPD was arrested today after he allegedly stole $4K he seized from a suspect being booked into jail. Additionally he was one of 3 officers who didn’t turn on their bodycams during the arrest of Scottie Scheffler. [More]

Kinda makes you want to go right out there and Back the Blue, doesn’t it?

[Via bondmen]

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