Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Suspicious Enough

This morning, we investigated a suspicious item that resembled a possible explosive device. Our bomb squad responded and safely removed the object. For more information, click the link below. [More]

That reminds me of the time I had to go down to the local courthouse. I carry one of these because I’ve had rare occasions when I needed it, and when I put it in the tray to go through the metal detector, the “trained security professional”  asked me if it was pepper spray!

I’m not sure which was worse– him asking or just believing me when I said “No” without verifying it.

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Expiring Enough

The head of the State Police has informed troopers fired for failing to get COVID shots that their permits to carry firearms will be “expired” as of next week. [More]

You can let us give you a shot or you can get shot by someone else. You think it’s a Massachussetts thing (no offense to the relatively few remaining Patriots)?

Can you imagine being Col. Christopher Mason and putting your name on something so unAmerican and contemptible? I’ve never had a job I figured it was worth being evil to keep.

Looks like he’s got the same Sonny Boy issues Joe Biden has with Hunter. Maybe when a father is corrupted by power such outcomes are inevitable.

This looks like a case a “gun rights” group would want to jump on.

[Via Remarks]

We’re the Only Ones Stingy Enough

The issuance of such permits is part of Brown’s job. And he has a reputation for being relatively stingy in issuing them, compared to most of the other 57 sheriffs in California. [More]

Tell me about it. Talk about a blast from the past!

Or better yet, tell NRA. They never did explain themselves.

[Via GP]

UPDATE

Perhaps it’s just as well.

We’re the Only Ones Friendly Firing Enough

That reminds me of another oldie but goodie about the awesome mad skills possessed only by the professionals…

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Ony Ones Retreating Enough

Mayor Adams, NYPD already retreating from solo patrol plan in transit system after cop’s assault in Brooklyn: Exclusive [More]

While unarmed citizens have to travel solo at all hours with no “Only Ones” in sight.

I need to stop being amazed that absolute incompetents can rise to positions of political power and public prestige in this country, sometimes with a boost from surprising quarters.

And sometimes with a boost from the usual suspects turning a selective blind eye.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Unchallengeable Enough

The explicit part of that puzzle came two weeks back when the high court ruled that a Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officer—who allegedly assaulted the owner of a bed and breakfast and then sent the IRS after him for lodging a complaint—cannot be sued for violating the First and Fourth Amendments. This overturned a lower court decision that came to the opposite conclusion and etched in stone that immigration agents are, in some sense, above the law. [More]

Well, how else are we going to have a tyranny if enforcers aren’t allowed to tyrannize? Besides, it’s not like they’re out there repelling foreign invaders.

And remember, “conservatives”: Back the Blue (or in this case, green)!

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Framing Enough

Former Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy Zachary Wester will spend the next 12 years in prison, after being found guilty of planting drugs on multiple motorists. [More]

This is another one of those stories that makes me rethink my aversion to public crucifixions. And in this case, they do call him  “a mighty man of God”…

[Via bondmen]

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