Tag: low-hanging fruit

Today’s Low-Hanging Fruit Report

Federal agents thwart man’s explosive alleged plot against officers during LA riots – Store employees alerted authorities after suspect allegedly requested ‘largest explosives available’ to use against law enforcement [More]

So the headline really ought to be “Store employees thwart self-incriminating moron’s…”

Note he had to go to New Mexico because California bans all but so-called “safe and sane” fireworks, the kind that whistle and sparkle, but don’t fly or explode.

As with guns, the Democrat “solution” is to ban them everywhere.

We’re the Only Ones Picking Low-Hanging Fruit Enough

According to a probable cause affidavit, the sheriff’s office was notified of an FBI Guardian Tip, similar to a Crime Stoppers tip, that Allen “was possibly planning (an) attack”… Investigators said Allen used various online platforms, including TikTok, Instagram and Discord, to post threats about committing a mass shooting. [More]

So, essentially, the moron Fauxnly One, who fantasized he was one of them, ratted himself out.

[Via Jess]

Today’s Low-Hanging Fruit Report

According to a letter sent to Memorial High School staff, Spring Branch ISD police took immediate action on Tuesday after learning about a credible threat that was identified on social media. [More]

And it wasn’t disallowed for violating “community standards“…?

What’s dumber: Them or the “gun-free zones” that make them believe they can get away with it?

[Via bondmen]

AZ Man Gives Feds Low-Hanging Fruit Gift Basket for Christmas

…Tamayo-Torres made postings on a social media platform threating to harm the President-elect of the United States, including that he was going to kill the President-elect and do violence to his family. [More]

And ATF/DOJ get to take credit for all his work!

Just look at those headlines!

[Via Jess]

Today’s Low-Hanging Fruit Report

The FBI says it stopped a possible terrorist attack in Houston [More]

In other words, a moron “allegedly created pro-ISIS propaganda” and his own promiscuous social media bloviating is what got him on the radar of feds who egged him on because they desperately need some headline media distractions from their own corruption and election interference complicity…

They must not have had anybody from “the greatest threat” they could set up this time.

Yay, once again saved by “our heroes”!

[Via Jess]

Set Your Sights Higher Next Time

The clerk said this happened a few times, and the man kept fumbling around with his gun in his pants, until it went off and he shot himself in the butt. [More]

Naturally, he’s someone proven to the system who can’t be trusted with a gun out with a stolen one.

Is the last sentence about police not chasing him down supposed to be a joke becaause he’s in the hospital?

[Via Jess]

Pre-Gaslighting

“As they were standing there, one of the officers noticed a faint odor of gasoline. When they pulled the backpack off the conveyor belt they noticed a much stronger odor of gasoline. At that point the suspect was detained. He was placed under arrest. We found a flare gun and a torch lighter in his jacket. [More]

Who does this character think he is?

Rob Reiner…?

[Via Steve T]

Spooking the Herd

If they do find any, I wonder what percent will be embedded feds…

If they can’t provoke the low-hanging fruit, they need to find some other way to conflate them with us.

[Via WiscoDave]

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