Begone, Foul Creatures of Darkness!

Revealing, and emotionally satisfying, the way he dismissed these two oath-breaking machine cogs, but I’m not inclined to emulate it.

[Via CP and WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Goin’ While the Gettin’s Good Enough

Top Secret Service agents plan to retire ahead of damning report revealing massive security failures during Butler Trump assassination attempt [More]

Should I take this as a better election indicator than the polls?

It just gets better and better:

Secret Service Agents Assigned to Trump Butler Rally Never Directed Local Police to Guard Roof Used by Thomas Crooks

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Pure Evil Enough

Houston Officials Trusted a Dishonest Drug Cop for Decades Before His Lies Killed 2 People … “There was no confidential informant,” Goines wrote. “I made the purchase by myself.” [More]

Another reason why “anonymous” snitch lines are evil:

What if you’re a cop and getting a warrant might prove problematic? (It’s not like we haven’t seen prominent warrant “workarounds” at the highest law enforcement levels recently.) Calling in a tip could reduce a lot of red tape.

Some people make me rethink my opposition to crucifixion, and I’m not even thinking as a deterrent.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Telecommuting Enough

Bridgewater State University’s Executive Director of Public Safety and Police Chief David Tillinghast has been working remotely for about a year and a half due to what University President Frederick Clark Jr., Esq described as “unusual” circumstances. [More]

A reader comment suggests much.

I know what it’s like to work from home. I’ve been doing it since 2007.

The difference is, I only get paid for what I produce.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Poor Craftsmen Enough

Officer indicted after stealing toolbox from suspect’s car, TBI says [More]

You gotta wonder what it is about experience in the culture that makes them think they can get away with it enough to risk losing job and pension, and over such insignificant rewards…

Let’s hope they also hammer the dumb mother******.

Where do they get these morons, and why is it considered OK to inflict them on the rest of us?

[Via William T]

We’re the Only Ones Courteous Enough

The laminated cards, which typically bear an image of an NYPD badge and the name of one of the city’s police unions, are not officially recognized by the police department but have long been treated as a perk of the job. [More]

So much for “equal protection”…

From the same union whose head threatened to execute you “if you lift a finger“…

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Fishing Enough

TBI agents raid Millersville Police Department, home of town’s ‘conspiracy cop’ as probe intensifies [More]

It really sounds like they raided him for political purposes hoping to find something they could charge him with. And with all the assertions and repeated use of the subjective word “bizarre,” this reads more like an editorial than a straight news piece.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Crashing Enough

A state trooper is accused of killing a cheerleader who was about to graduate… [More]

Yeah, well, accidents do happen. What makes this “Only Ones”-worthy?

A review of Roper’s disciplinary record found he was involved in four prior crashes while driving his Minnesota State Patrol squad car “either due to inattentive driving or excessive speed,” according to the criminal complaint.

See, they know about these guys and set them loose on us anyway, and when the inevitable happens, management utters some weasel words and circles the wagons.

[Via Jess]

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