We’re the Only Ones Crashing Enough

A state trooper is accused of killing a cheerleader who was about to graduate… [More]

Yeah, well, accidents do happen. What makes this “Only Ones”-worthy?

A review of Roper’s disciplinary record found he was involved in four prior crashes while driving his Minnesota State Patrol squad car “either due to inattentive driving or excessive speed,” according to the criminal complaint.

See, they know about these guys and set them loose on us anyway, and when the inevitable happens, management utters some weasel words and circles the wagons.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Youth Oriented Enough

Former SRO accused of sexually abusing Richland Two high school student in 2018 pleads guilty… Bradley’s wife became emotional in court, saying her entire family has been subject to ridicule. She told the court her husband has been unable to find work and has been ostracized by the local community. [More]

No “Thanks for the suspended sentence and probation with no time behind bars”…?

Well, after all, he was an Only One…

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Unfocused Enough

In May, the sheriff said the ALPR system helped deputies track down a burglary suspect. Investigators identified the suspect car as a gray Porsche, and the owner was a 15-time convicted felon. [More]

The sheriff and his fawning media cheerleaders don’t think they’re kind of missing some larger points here…?

[Via Matthew L]

We’re the Only Ones Eating Our Own Enough

DLE investigators were “dragging” the investigation out “hoping people get more scared, now this poor kid ran out of money. Can everyone see the picture I’m painting, threatened, afraid, no money, going to jail, can’t talk to no one, what’s there to live for, right?,” wrote Rodriguez, who blamed DLE’s top leaders and the head CID investigator for Kagehiro’s death. “Now he is gone.…” [More]

Do “just following orders” Only Ones really believe those giving such orders won’t eat their own when it suits their purposes?

That and ask a “Police should be the only ones armed” type who exploits suicide as justification for citizen disarmamament to address the elephant in the room:

More cops die of suicide than die of shootings and traffic accidents combined.

We’re the Only Ones Normal Enough

Defendant Hines … did not mention that Plaintiff’s mother had initiated the encounter by calling emergency services to express concern about a trespasser… and he stated—incorrectly—that Plaintiff had been charged with aggravated assault… Finally, he wrote that Plaintiff complied with the officers’ commands and told officers he had been afraid for the safety of his grandmother (apparently an erroneous reference to Plaintiff’s mother) [More]

And a “trained professional” being sloppily incompetent and incapable of filing an accurate police report is enough to disarm a citizen…?

Normal PD, eh? Where the chief can have a gun in his carry-on with no consequences?

Four Boxes Diner breaks the case down.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Bursting Your Bubble Enough

California bubble entertainer issued ticket for ‘fluid littering’ after park show – Sandy Snakenberg was accused of violating the city’s litter code by performing for children at La Jolla Cove in San Diego [More]

Who were the killjoy snitches that sicced the unnamed “Respect my authoritah!”martinet on him, and how does employing excuse-making trough feeders like Supervising Public Information Officer Benny Cartwright help to advance the pursuit of happiness and secure the Blessings of Liberty?

So, when are the jackboots going to raid this woke corporation?

Ah, the weight of the badge… We got your pensions right here…

How DARE he encourage children to be children, instead of…

Citizens don’t use nearly enough tar and feathers these days.

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