Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Incentivized Enough

A security camera on his house is part of a network on more than 130 homes and businesses that send alerts to a private-duty police officer hired by the neighborhood. [More]

If I’m reading that right, they don’t do the job while they’re on duty so they can charge a premium while they’re off duty…? That’s what “shows the plan is working”?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Youth-Oriented Enough

A former Baltimore City police officer was indicted on child sex crimes… Larry Tucker, 56, is facing 16 sexual offense counts, including nine felony counts of sex abuse with a minor… In an indictment issued by a Baltimore City Grand Jury, Tucker was also charged with two felony counts of sexual solicitation of a minor, along with felony child pornography, and conspiracy to commit sexual offense charges. [More]

Notice they always make a point of saying “former” when the alleged crimes were committed while the “Only Ones” were “current”?

[Via Jess]

People of Their Importance

The British government stopped providing security after Harry and his wife, Meghan, quit their royal duties and moved to California in 2020. A lawyer for the government argued in court that it should allow hiring of “police officers as private bodyguards for the wealthy.” Harry has said he doesn’t feel safe visiting Britain with his young children, and has cited aggressive press photographers. [More]

While Wallis Simps…uh…Meghan sucks up to the Demanding Moms…? And since when are we admitting the “gun-safety” realm isn’t safe?

I was all for piling on until I read Harry wants to sic them on the DSM. Now I’m torn.

Still, I keep coming back to Thomas Paine…

We’re the Only Ones Truthful Enough

A bill Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw introduced Friday could streamline Border Patrol’s hiring process by eliminating the polygraph requirement for some candidates with law enforcement or military credentials. [More]

Because nothing says “more trustworthy than you” like being an “Only One.”

This Crenshaw character certainly has proved to be a continual disappointment.

We’re the Only Ones Beneficent Enough

The groups involved say arrests and prosecutions are not the answer. Instead, the groups will work with the public to offer help paying rent, finding jobs, and other basic needs.[More]

Yes, further absolve them of the responsibilities of citizenship as bribes to not conduct themselves like psychopathic animals– we oughta see those homicide numbers plummet!

Those expectations don’t strike anyone as racist…?

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Charged Enough

A “cold-hearted” Florida police officer was arrested and accused of stealing a dead man’s credit card information and using it to make personal purchases, like fast food and eyelashes, authorities said Wednesday. [More]

It’s the superior training. How many of us mere “civilians” would have even thought of doing such a thing, let alone knowing how to do it?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Unprotective Enough

U. Arizona’s first female police chief to step down following professor’s shooting death [More]

Apparently, failure to adequately bureaucratize overcomes “no duty to protect.”

What we won’t see blamed is this:

Arizona Board of Regents Policies 5-302 and 5-303 prohibit the use, possession, display, or storage of any weapons, explosive device, or fireworks on the University of Arizona campus and on all land and in all buildings owned or under the control of the University of Arizona on behalf of the Arizona Board of Regents, except as provided in ARS §12-781. No concealed carry permit exempts a person from this policy.

The march of folly continues unabated.

[Via Michael G]

You Will Respect My Authoritah!

How can L.A. stop traffic deaths? Let civilians enforce traffic violations, study says [More]

Who thinks life will imitate art?

Going kind of fast there, weren’t you, Mr. … uh… red rags are for Bloods, not Crips, right…?

Still, distinguishing citizens from “Only Ones” by calling them “civilians” kind of brings the Founders’ “standing army” concern to the fore…

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Useless Enough

They look a bit old to be Patrol Boys.

Clown World deserves clown guards. One or more of these in-way-over-their-heads fools is going to get seriously hurt or worse.

I’m just surprised they haven’t tried this in Compton.

[Via Dan Gifford]

Manifesto Destiny

According to a local news report, the Metro Nashville Police Department (MNPD) is expected to make public the manifesto that Audrey Hale left behind and is currently reviewing it in collaboration with the FBI for the purpose of public release. [More]

And if they hold stuff back…?

[Via Michael G]

UPDATE

And can I read anything into this supportive email?

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We’re the Only Ones Testing the Limits Enough

The Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court has ruled that 27,000 people who pled guilty or were convicted of drunk driving from June 1, 2011 to April 18, 2019, are entitled to have their cases reconsidered due to the state police lab’s widespread mishandling of breathalyzer tests and withholding of evidence. [More]

Coercing pleas with the threat of more severe charges is a way they get domestic violence “admissions” and the gun prohibition that goes along with it.

If you want to know how that works, I understand NRA’s new First Vice President is something of an authority…

[Via Michael G]

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