Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones Weaker Enough

Two female police officers vs a short maybe 130lb male. Who wins? [More]

And thing is, he didn’t want to hurt them– the ingrained conditioning against hitting a woman still holds in those of us who aren’t savages. If he’d been actually fighting using punches, kicks, elbows, knees, and fought like you would against a man, they’d have had to shoot him, which ought to be a lesson in itself.

And here I’d expected any one of them to be able to do a three-point landing and take out half-a-dozen linebackers…

It’s almost like TV and movies tell us one thing and reality tells us another…

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Hotdogging Enough

‘Handsome’ Hawaiian police dog dies after being left in hot car by handler… “The K9 handler involved in this case is devastated as you would expect,” Mahuna said. [More]

“Devastated”?

Not “fired”?

Not “arrested and prosecuted,” as would happen to any one of us if we killed a K9 in self-defense, and in a much quicker and more humane way?

It’s not like this hasn’t happened before.

This take on the story seems more accurate than the “news” headline.

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Gulling Enough

Safe firearm storage just got more accessible in San Francisco. Mayor Daniel Lurie and Supervisor Stephen Sherrill on Thursday announced a first-of-its-kind program that allows residents to drop off their guns at any of the city’s 10 police stations, where San Francisco police will securely store them for up to a year at no cost. [More]

And best of all, it’s the brainchild of someone with fatally poor judgment in the men she sleeps with!

Question: If they really believe San Franciscans are this stupid, and based on voting patterns that can’t be far off, how is it they’re qualified to handle and transport firearms safely and legally from their homes to the designated drop-offs? It’d be something if some well-intentioned dupe who didn’t pay attention to the details came strolling into a station holding a gun to lock up only to be blown away by panicking Only Ones…

It’s be even funnier if a gun turned in for storage ended up at a crime scene…

[Via Keith B]

We’re the Only Ones Exhausting Enough

“The trooper stepped up and immediately told me my car’s exhaust was way too loud and was disturbing the peace,” Mike continued. “I tried telling him it’s an EV and doesn’t have an exhaust or an engine, and he stated he’s not gonna argue with me.” [More]

The loudest thing I heard was that obnoxious and wholly unnecessary yelping coming from the copmobile. And what’s with “the officer”? The public doesn’t deserve to know this petty Barney Fife’s name?

Interesting, though, that Dodge feels the need to make their EV Charger sound like something not driven by George Jetson.

[Via Michael G]

Give ’em What They Want

And if what they want is you…?

At first I thought I’d posted on this already, but when I checked saw that was just a parroted talking point.

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Self-Serving Enough

An officer should respect your right to legally carry — but what happens when he gets antsy and gets aggressive with you? In that moment, your heart’s racing, your hands are frozen, and you’re trying to decide if telling him you’re armed will calm him down or make things worse. [Watch]

Yeah, why don’t you consider his feelings for a change?

Right, George?

[Via Jess]

With Republicans Like These…

Why Has Fort Worth – One of America’s Most Conservative Cities – Hired an Anti-Gun Police Chief? [More]

I’d start by looking at who “Republican” Mayor Mattie Parker joins with “to put aside partisan differences and pass common sense gun safety legislation.”

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Soliciting Enough

Less than a week after being charged with a federal crime, St. Louis Sheriff Alfred Montgomery is now launching a donation drive. [More]

But he’s not doing it for himself– he’s doing it for you! He’s doing it for democracy!

He’s doing it …illegally…?

A veteran attorney that FOX 2 News checked with immediately found a problem with the donation push. “It should say at the bottom, ‘Paid for by Friends [For] Alfred Montgomery,’ which is his campaign committee. It does not say that,” said Jay Kanzler of Witzel, Kanzler & Dimmitt, LLC.

Dang “forces that seek to divide us”…

[Via Steve T]

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