Category: Only Ones

We’re the Only Ones ‘You Know the Drill’ Enough

VIDEO: Pasco County deputies attempt eviction at wrong house … Jennifer Michele didn’t expect to receive a Ring doorbell alert on Thursday showing two deputies and a locksmith at her front door. Michele said they were drilling through her lock. [More]

See, not having special professional training and all, most people would have probably done something stupid, like ring the bell or knock first, talk to the resident, present a warrant of eviction…

Don’t these things require notices and a time period first?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Training Enough

The chief of the Platteville Police Department told 9NEWS Sunday that an officer has been placed on administrative leave after, investigators say, he put a suspect in his squad car parked on train tracks and a train hit the squad car, seriously injuring the suspect. [More]

Why do I envision him twirling his mustache and going “N’yah-ha-haaa”?

Probably because, even after years of “Only Ones” files, it’s hard to imagine anyone this stupid being given a gun and a badge.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Confiscating Enough

In a letter provided to AmmoLand News from Gun Owners of America (GOA), dated August 31, 2022, Inspector Hugh Bogle of the New York Police Department (NYPD) informed business owners with an active business, limited carry, special carry, or carry business license that their business might now be in a “sensitive area” and were informed to bring their guns to the police station so that the guns can be “safeguarded,” or remove them from the location. [More]

What does registration lead to again…?

But no one’s talking about taking your guns, you paranoids!

We’re the Only Ones SWATTED Enough

What should you do if you used a credit card to make a gun shop purchase and the feds come knocking at your door asking to see your hardware? You should ask to see their search warrant. They won’t have one, in which case you should politely say, “Have a good day” and close and lock your door. Then call your local police and report unwanted knocking on your door by an armed stranger. [More]

As fun as that sounds, I’m not sure I’d follow his advice. In the Delaware case, they came with a state trooper plus they showed badges, and “Only Ones” generally (admittedly not always) back each other up. If I were to do as he suggests, I’d make sure to add that they say they are law enforcement but do not have a warrant. And if I did call, it would probably be to the sheriff.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Miscegenating Enough

A former Kansas City, Kansas, police detective who has long been accused of sexually preying on Black women during criminal investigations was indicted Thursday on charges that he sexually abused two women, the FBI said. [More]

The saying (evidently) worked out in this case: He’s never going back. And I’m guessing, based on the general incompetence and corruption throughout the penal system demonstrated by its failure to actually control those under its “control,” that he’ll have plenty of opportunity in the coming years to have (alleged) roles reversed.

That is if he doesn’t eat a gun first, adding to demands to disarm you and me.

[Via Jess]

We’re the Only Ones Trigger Happy Enough

About 30 feet away, Officer Ord drew his weapon and, as he yelled, “Put your hands up, put your hands up!”, fired five shots at Mr. Huff. Mr. Huff, who was diving away from the window as Officer Ord opened fire, was shot in rectum and severely injured. Another round entered the room where his daughter lay sleeping. [More]

How’s the old punchline go? Rectum? Damn near killed ‘im!

[Via Michael G]

Who Will Guard the Guards? Literally

Starting Wednesday, security guards assigned to four Cuyahoga County courthouses won’t be permitted to carry firearms in those buildings, according to a Tuesday sheriff’s memo … That’s because of a legal opinion recently issued by the county prosecutor’s office on a state statute against carrying firearms in courthouses. Though sheriff’s deputies are exempted under that statute, the county’s lawyers determined that protective service officers like security guards are not. [More]

Maybe we should start a pool for “How soon”…?

And, of course, if you think about it, and those with their reasons will, “it” doesn’t even have to happen inside the courthouse. There’s a gantlet all non-“Only Ones” run as soon as they leave their cars.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones ‘Defunded’ Enough

Alabama sheriffs and the head of the state’s county commission association are sounding alarms about the financial implications of removing concealed carry permit revenues from their budgets. The cuts could be deep for county sheriffs and could shave off up to 50% or more from an agency’s budget within the next year. [More]

Poor babies! Similar measures wiped out the poll tax collectors industry!

Naturally, hysterical Shannon Watts is tying “shall not be infringed” in with “defund the police.”

[Via Jess]

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