We’re the Only Ones On a Roll Enough

Kandiyohi County deputy charged with DWI after rolling squad car multiple times [More]

That’s some superior training. I could do a reverse 180 in my day but never learned to master a roll. Doing it more than once is a whole ‘nother level!

Flatten. Talk about an aptronym. Almost as good as Lt. Feeley.

F-in moron. Tell me his colleagues are surprised he has a drinking problem and said nothing as he went out there every day and endangered the public.

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Wrongdoing Enough

Senator Ron Johnson has accused federal law enforcement of mishandling the investigation into the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, stating that they are doing “everything wrong.” [More]

That’s like saying Gunwalker was a “botched gun sting.”

Everything they’re doing is intentional Everything they’re doing is directed.

Why?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Planting Enough

Former Alabama police officer agrees to plead guilty to planting drugs before bogus traffic stop [More]

Again with “former.” The only reason is because the stupid, evil bastard got caught. And 40, eh? So he’s been preying on victims for how long?

Tell us again about badge heaviness, George.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Self-Exonerating Enough

A multi-year criminal investigation under former Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva into the agency’s inspector general — a probe that a legal advisor for the county called “not legally viable” — was based largely on unfounded accusations that state and federal prosecutors repeatedly turned down, documents reviewed by The Times show. [More]

We have investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing.

This malcontent must be a cop hater.

[Via bondmen]

I’m Just Surprised She Didn’t Invoke the 5th

Defiant Secret Service Director Stonewalls Lawmakers at Oversight Hearing [More]

We expected anything else?

Meanwhile, the execrable “Red Jamie” exploits the opportunity to demand disarming you and me…

That CNN headline could be read another way…

Cheatle: Trump assassination attempt ‘most significant operational failure’ in decades

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Agitating Enough

The Hidden History Of Robert Mueller’s Right-Wing Terror Factory, Part 2 [More]

Like with “hate hoaxes, if you and I weren’t “the greatest threat,” they wouldn’t have to go to these lengths, now would they?

Tell me this guy’s not a patriot.

[Via bondmen]

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