We’re the Only Ones Helping Ourselves Enough

Former Walker County Sheriff’s lieutenant pleads guilty to theft… Bradley admitted to pocketing funds between 2018 and 2022 and must repay over $70,000 to Walker County.[More]

What, no charges against a criminally negligent/malfeasant sheriff whose incompetence and/or deliberate indifference let her get away with it for years…?

Care to add your congratulations…? 2018…? Looks like she didn’t waste any time figuring out the vulnerabilities and getting started…

I don’t suppose standardized sign-off procedures and audits have been put in place, not just in Walker County but throughout the state…?

The Reputation They’ve Earned

Another Fed Op? Former CIA Officer Says Ryan Routh Was Almost Certainly Speaking with FBI Agent Before Attempted Trump Assassination — There is NO WAY to Justify Him Getting on Golf Course with Rifle [More]

The pity of stories like this is thinking people can’t automatically dismiss them, and our receptiveness to entertaining the worst is on the FBI.

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Selling Back Enough

The Chicago Police Department has used gun buybacks to get thousands of guns off the street, but at least two of them have resurfaced at crime scenes, a joint investigation between the Illinois Answers Project and the Chicago Sun-TImes found. [Watch]

Saint Sabina, eh…? Snuffy…?

The cops don’t keep a documented cha9n of custody>

Forget it, Jake, it’s Chi-Town.

[Via 1Gat]

We’re the Only Ones Lead-Footed Enough

SAPD officer suspended after speeding nearly 100 times in patrol unit, records show [More]

What? They’re not going to prosecute him for each violation like they would you or me?

And speaking of what else they’d do to you and me:

Additionally, Texas automatically suspends the licenses of drivers who get more than four moving violations, such as speeding, over 12 months or those who get more than seven moving violations within 24 months.

I guess that’s why they’re “Only Ones” and we’re not.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones ‘Cop’rophilic Enough

Police chief pooped by desks, spiked coffee with Viagra, cops say in list of assault complaints [More]

He was trusted to carry a gun while citizens whose rights New Jersey Democrat prohibitionists $h!+ on weren’t.

In all the 30+ years I was employed, the thought of doing something like this never crossed my mind, but then, I don’t have the superior training.

Maybe “Taking a Farley” should become a thing.

[Via Tacticool Memes]

And She’s Getting Away With It, Too

Yet again MORE financial conflicts of interest with IL Supreme Court Justice Rochford [More]

Not that the new and improved DOJ cares

Abusive Discretion picked it up, but none of the “gun groups” are incentivized to mention it.

[Via Non_Fudd’s Ghost]

It’s a Big Club and You Ain’t In It

Chief Justice John Roberts Caught in Elitist Club of Judges and Lawyers That Includes James Boasberg, Beryl Howell, Amit Mehta and Ketanji Brown Jackson [More]

Everybody remembers Bill Clinton mentor Carrol Quigley, right?

“The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies, one, perhaps, of the Right and the other of the Left, is a foolish idea acceptable only to doctrinaire and academic thinkers. Instead, the two parties should be almost identical, so that the American people can ‘throw the rascals out’ at any election without leading to any profound or extensive shifts in policy”

I’m still holding out for Dolly pics.

[Via bondmen]

Related UPDATE

Not corrupt or compromised or an idiot, but a fool…?

[Via Michael G]

We’re the Only Ones Speechless Enough

Caruso was involved in a crash while off duty and was recorded by the other driver saying, “If you blame it on me, I’m going to [expletive] you up” as well as “I will murder you right here on the side of the road”… you could hear the sounds of Caruso hitting the other driver. We also asked Caruso, “What did you say?” We were met with silence again. [More]

Must’a been the weight of the badge

[Via bondmen]

Rotten to the Cori

Bush greets grinning useful idiots.

Cori Bush’s Husband Indicted for Wire Fraud, Allegedly Submitted False Applications To Obtain COVID Relief Funds – Bush paid her husband, Cortney Merritts, more than $150,000 in campaign funds to work as her ‘bodyguard’ [More]

An armed bodyguard…?

Boy, those commies sure like money for themselves…

[Via Michael G]

You Be the Judge

Wisconsin’s leftist state supreme court candidate Susan Crawford previously gave hundreds of dollars to a Democrat-aligned fundraising platform under fire for alleged fraud, The Federalist has learned. [More]

Judges who rule on our rights being left wing apparatchiks über alles…?

Who ever heard of such a thing?

Related UPDATE

Despite that, she’s still leading the Republican, which says a lot about your average Democrat voter.

[Via Michael G]

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