Set Your Sights Higher Next Time

The clerk said this happened a few times, and the man kept fumbling around with his gun in his pants, until it went off and he shot himself in the butt. [More]

Naturally, he’s someone proven to the system who can’t be trusted with a gun out with a stolen one.

Is the last sentence about police not chasing him down supposed to be a joke becaause he’s in the hospital?

[Via Jess]

What Are We, Chopped Liver?

Forget some of us…?

[Via Jess]

Arizona, Take Off Your Rainbow Shades

Kari Lake’s Senate race and some House races are still not counted. This is outrageous since nearly every other state is done counting. Here is what you can do: Check your ballot status!

Statewide: go to http://my.arizona.vote

Maricopa: go to http://beballotready.vote [More]

Yeah, WTF? What’s the (credible) excuse for this?

If you’re from there, do it. If you know someone from there, tell them.

[Via Michael G]

Welcome the Strangers!

[R]eleased inmates from Venezuelan prisons have been directed to travel to the United States alongside Venezuelan intelligence officers to track down former Venezuelan military members, politicians, and law enforcement officials within the United States and “neutralize” them. [More]

And just how do they propose to get onto this country?

Oh…

OK then, what gun laws can stop them?

[Via bondmen]

The Mandate of Heaven

It is necessary to break the power of the old regime completely, not out of vengeance but a matter of realism. What is required is a clean-up operation comparable to Denazification, or Reconstruction. The nomenklatura cannot be allowed to remain in position. The ballot harvesting machine that subverted the 2020 election must be liquidated, and voting protocols cleaned up around the country. The mass migration machine must be destroyed and the illegal migrants it delivered to America deported. Antifa criminal networks, their financial backers, and their journalists and academic apologists should face RICO investigations. Universities should be purged of party activists, and activist disciplines abolished. Not only in the United States, but across the U.S. Empire, the regime’s political machine must be completely dismantled. [More]

Sorry, Rodney. We tried. They wouldn’t let us.

They still won’t.

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Monkeying Around Enough

Police hunt 43 monkeys that escaped from a South Carolina research facility [More]

Filed under “WTF?”

Not exactly making a case for private prisons or for trusting the research…

I wonder if an animaladjusted environmentalcase sabotaged the lab, and in any case, what security deficiencies enabled this to happen.

Hey, I may have uncovered something here:

Diversity within Alpha Genesis, Inc. is alive and universal.

Hostages By Any Other Name

Attorney General Kwame Raoul shot down the idea, saying, “It is my opinion that non-home-rule counties… do not have the authority to secede from the state of Illinois and join another state. Accordingly, any referendum on the issue of county secession would have no binding legal effect.” [More]

Forget the Brits. Would you send a gun to defend an Illinois home?

[Via bondmen]

So, When Do We Get Our MAGA Armbands?

‘America Voted for Dictatorship’: Malcolm Nance Predicts Mass Deaths, Warns Minorities of ‘Roundups,’ ‘Camps’ [More]

But…but…but Van said only Republicans called Trump Hitler…

It’s almost like they’re provoking their own low-hanging fruit into doing something that will get some of them killed so they can exploit that to spark wider disruptions…

Now tell me what Trump, who they’ve wanted to prosecute for J6 comments, said that was remotely this inflammatory.

[Via bondmen]