We’re the Only Ones Out of Uniform Enough

It claimed Smith attempted to end his part in a polyamorous relationship with Officer Eric Windler and his wife, after which he was ruthlessly targeted. The lawsuit noted that Windler and Smith’s wife maintained their relationship after Smith’s arrest and throughout the proceedings. [More]

They get the idea they can f_ other people from somewhere…

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Saturating Enough

R.I. officer accused of peeing on woman during Kenny Chesney concert at Gillette [More]

Because he’s on “regularly scheduled leave/time off,” it’ll be a while before he gets back to doing it to citizens he pulls over. Besides, he was just supporting the Rhode Island Police Chiefs Association’s “Saturation Saturday.”

After all, it’s not like he’s been convicted of anything.

Now imagine you getting drunk and p!$$!ng on an “Only One.”

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Going to the Dogs Enough

It doesn’t say he was bitten, does it?

UPDATE

Another angle.

UPDATE

Bodycam view

[Via WiscoDave]

We’re the Only Ones Cognitively Dissonant Enough

Arizona police org endorsing Trump crosses aisle to back progressive Dem in close Senate race- Arizona Police Association endorses Democratic Rep Ruben Gallego for Senate despite earlier endorsement for Kari Lake for governor [More]

This Reuben Gallego…?

We’re the Only Ones De-Ranged Enough

Jail inmate hit by bullet from nearby FBI target practice – Jail staff found vehicles on the complex also hit by gunfire from the training exercise [More]

And several cars were hit as well, meaning multiple negligent discharges by these morons?

Look at the Detention Center and range in Earth view and you tell me how they managed it.

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Heinous Enough

Officer Javar Downs of the @LMPD was arrested today after he allegedly stole $4K he seized from a suspect being booked into jail. Additionally he was one of 3 officers who didn’t turn on their bodycams during the arrest of Scottie Scheffler. [More]

Kinda makes you want to go right out there and Back the Blue, doesn’t it?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones On a Roll Enough

Kandiyohi County deputy charged with DWI after rolling squad car multiple times [More]

That’s some superior training. I could do a reverse 180 in my day but never learned to master a roll. Doing it more than once is a whole ‘nother level!

Flatten. Talk about an aptronym. Almost as good as Lt. Feeley.

F-in moron. Tell me his colleagues are surprised he has a drinking problem and said nothing as he went out there every day and endangered the public.

[Via Michael G]

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