Shall Not Be Infringed Except Where We Say

Fifth Circuit Holds Gun Free School Zone Law to be Constitutional [More]

That’s a lot of zones:

Now overlay post offices!

Just add “gun-free” federal, military, state, county, and municipal facilities (and don’t forget posted businesses!)

Good thing the map is mostly red!

As Kirk said to Jojo, “Who’s infringin’? We’re prohibitin’!”

Thanks, Ahmed Abdalla Allam! At least you let us know the grabbers are on the side of fans of “Jihad, killing cats, and the legitimacy of rape and murder during Jihad.” Seems perfectly logical to adjudicate what rights will be afforded the rest of us based on you!

BREAKING 2A NEWS: MAJOR ORAL ARGUMENT ABOUT GUNS ON PUBLIC TRANSIT!!!

The Federal Appeals Court for the 7th circuit heard an oral argument about gun free zones and whether they are constitutional under the 2nd Amendment. [Watch]

Of course they’re not. “Shall not be infringed,” remember?

Which doesn’t mean this won’t go on for years and end up in front of a deliberately indifferent a Supreme Court that denies cert.

Forgive me if the whole Snope deal has soured me on hyperbolic video titles.

[Via Jess]

Life in the Gun-Free Zone

USF police say students found an empty 9mm cartridge in Parking Lot 9 on the main campus Tuesday… Tuesday’s discovery came just days after police said an empty gun case and empty ammunition magazines were found in the USF Fine Arts Building. [More]

Whatever you do, don ‘t tell Ileana

[Via Edmund M]

But I Have Promises to Keep, and Miles to Go Before I Sleep

“I will get rid of gun-free zones on schools, and — you have to — and on military bases,” Trump said, to scattered cheers during a campaign rally on Thursday night. “My first day, it gets signed, okay? My first day. There’s no more gun-free zones.” [More]

Don’t get too excited. He said that nine years ago.

[Via Henry]

Today’s Low-Hanging Fruit Report

According to a letter sent to Memorial High School staff, Spring Branch ISD police took immediate action on Tuesday after learning about a credible threat that was identified on social media. [More]

And it wasn’t disallowed for violating “community standards“…?

What’s dumber: Them or the “gun-free zones” that make them believe they can get away with it?

[Via bondmen]

Made to Be Broken

“We have no information to suggest that this was a student who was planning an attack or harming people inside the school. It is our understanding—through a very preliminary investigation and what has been expressed to us by the student—that he was having issues with people in the community, and he was carrying the firearm,” Mitch McCoy, SLMPD spokesperson, said. “While Missouri has very relaxed gun laws, it is still very clearly stated in the law that you cannot carry a gun on campus.” [More]

Based on results, you can. Whether you can get away with it or not depends on how crazy, or in this case, stupid you are.

Nice gun

[Via bondmen]

The Exceptions to the Rule

A bill to be entitled An act relating to the use of artificial intelligence to detect firearms; creating s. 790.34, F.S.; prohibiting the use of artificial intelligence to detect firearms in public areas; providing criminal penalties; providing exceptions; providing an effective date. [More]

Don’t worry, predators, there’ll still be plenty of “gun-free zones” being enforced

[Via Jess]

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