We’re the Only Ones Unmusical Enough

Rasbach said the female police officer insisted that the performance is considered a demonstration, and that demonstrations in the U.S. Capitol are banned. She later said some people were offended, though Rasbach doubted her claim. He said the officer could not have heard from people who claimed to be offended “because her time was consumed with us.” [More]

What’s her name? And what’s the difference?

[Via Michael G]

O Canada

“As a police officer, there comes a time when you must take the political issues out of your head when you are making decisions,” Elbers wrote in his decision. He said Brisco must “obey the policies, procedures and directives of the police service which is paying your salary.” [More]

“I was only following orders” is required.

What could go wrong?

Can you imagine being OPP Superintendent Morris Elbers?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Pulled Away Enough

The union representing State Police investigators said the surging number of cases involving “extreme risk protection orders” that require them to seek court orders to seize firearms from a person they believe to be a danger is pulling them away from other investigations and leaving them “overwhelmed.” [More]

Once again “commonsense gun safety laws” endanger not just liberty, but lives.

[Via Michael G]

FraudSpotter

The FOX 8 I-Team has found a high-tech system aimed at getting guns off the streets almost never leads to an arrest. We investigated since Cleveland City Hall spent millions of dollars to alert police to gunfire more quickly. [More]

They needed a whole “team” to figure that out…?

Good rule of thumb: When David Chipman pushes sh!+, it’s probably bull sh!+.

Even with “rebranding.”

Cleveland: At least we’re not Detroit.

We’re the Only Ones Incentivized Enough

A security camera on his house is part of a network on more than 130 homes and businesses that send alerts to a private-duty police officer hired by the neighborhood. [More]

If I’m reading that right, they don’t do the job while they’re on duty so they can charge a premium while they’re off duty…? That’s what “shows the plan is working”?

[Via bondmen]

We’re the Only Ones Youth-Oriented Enough

A former Baltimore City police officer was indicted on child sex crimes… Larry Tucker, 56, is facing 16 sexual offense counts, including nine felony counts of sex abuse with a minor… In an indictment issued by a Baltimore City Grand Jury, Tucker was also charged with two felony counts of sexual solicitation of a minor, along with felony child pornography, and conspiracy to commit sexual offense charges. [More]

Notice they always make a point of saying “former” when the alleged crimes were committed while the “Only Ones” were “current”?

[Via Jess]

People of Their Importance

The British government stopped providing security after Harry and his wife, Meghan, quit their royal duties and moved to California in 2020. A lawyer for the government argued in court that it should allow hiring of “police officers as private bodyguards for the wealthy.” Harry has said he doesn’t feel safe visiting Britain with his young children, and has cited aggressive press photographers. [More]

While Wallis Simps…uh…Meghan sucks up to the Demanding Moms…? And since when are we admitting the “gun-safety” realm isn’t safe?

I was all for piling on until I read Harry wants to sic them on the DSM. Now I’m torn.

Still, I keep coming back to Thomas Paine

We’re the Only Ones Truthful Enough

A bill Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw introduced Friday could streamline Border Patrol’s hiring process by eliminating the polygraph requirement for some candidates with law enforcement or military credentials. [More]

Because nothing says “more trustworthy than you” like being an “Only One.”

This Crenshaw character certainly has proved to be a continual disappointment.

We’re the Only Ones Beneficent Enough

The groups involved say arrests and prosecutions are not the answer. Instead, the groups will work with the public to offer help paying rent, finding jobs, and other basic needs.[More]

Yes, further absolve them of the responsibilities of citizenship as bribes to not conduct themselves like psychopathic animals– we oughta see those homicide numbers plummet!

Those expectations don’t strike anyone as racist…?

[Via Steve T]

We’re the Only Ones Charged Enough

A “cold-hearted” Florida police officer was arrested and accused of stealing a dead man’s credit card information and using it to make personal purchases, like fast food and eyelashes, authorities said Wednesday. [More]

It’s the superior training. How many of us mere “civilians” would have even thought of doing such a thing, let alone knowing how to do it?

[Via Michael G]

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