We’re the Only Ones Obvious Enough

“At this point in our investigation, this incident does not appear to be a murder-suicide and both deaths are being investigated as homicides,” the Colorado Springs Police Department said in a statement on social media Friday evening. [More]

I thought a suicide was a homicide

In any case, someone’s gonna get it for a weapons policy violation.

[Via bondmen]

Related UPDATE

So was this also a hate crime?

And I’m sorry, but wasn’t everyone involved a little old for dorms…?

[Via Michael G]

And the Tawana Brawley Award Goes To…

VCU Police found a VCU Health employee fabricated multiple reports of sexual and aggravated assault on campus… VCU Police confirm the employee is still working there, as no charges have been filed. The department is working with the Commonwealth’s Attorney to find out what the next steps should be. [More]

How about start by firing, naming, and arresting the lying b!+ch?

Any doubts she’s not a Republican? Or not a she?

Any doubts about the E. Jean Carroll/Trump verdict?

[Via Mack H]

Rogue Island

Guatemalan national arrested on child s*x crime charges in RI. He illegally came into our country in 2023, was arrested for child s*x crimes and was released a month later by RI authorities despite ICE requesting to detain him. RI is a sanctuary state. [More]

When it’s all said and done, how much is this parasite costing American taxpayers, then multiply it times does anybody even know?

A plan comes together.

[Via Michael G]

Lest Ye Be Judged

Pennsylvania judge Sonya McKnight charged after allegedly shooting ex-boyfriend in head as he slept [More]

A Democrat, naturally.

And it’s not the first time:

Judge is on leave pending investigation into shooting of estranged husband

Hey, she said she advocates for second chances

It’s not like the voters didn’t know better, as is so often the case with who they elect anyway for obvious reasons.

McKnight is accused of using her position to interfere with police during a Feb. 2020 traffic stop involving her son in Harrisburg…McKnight also allegedly entered Baltimore’s vehicle without permission and removed a bottle of pills one of the officers had discovered and set aside to examine later, investigators claim. Baltimore and McKnight claimed the pills were for Baltimore’s high blood pressure. But by taking the bottle, McKnight ensured police did not have the chance to open it and examine its contents, the complaint states.

Now all you racists get your knees off her neck!

[Via Andy M]

If Wishes were Fishes

Would red flag laws have stopped the Lakewood Church shooter? [More]

Not “Would keeping someone who can’t be trusted with a gun in custodial care have stopped the Lakewood Church shooter”?

Not “Would keeping an illegal immigrant out of the country in the firts place have stopped the Lakewood Church shooter”?

Just “Let’s eviscerate due process and violate a fundamental right to cover for our deliberate ignoring orf the real issues”?

‘Authorized Journalist” Monica Madden, I feel like I should introduce you to Joe

[Via JG]

Begging the Question

Figliuzzi: More Caution Needed on Who’s Allowed to Exercise Second Amendment Rights [More]

That’s not what they were doing, and this Figliuzzi character knows it.

See the way he started out with a deliberate fallacy to draw in the ignorant?

Hey, if you were MSNBC, you’d think of your viewers that way, too.

[Via bondmen]

Volunteer to Be a Victim

The sole migrant who had been held behind bars for the gang attack on two NYPD cops in Times Square is now also free after an activist Brooklyn priest posted his $15,000 bail… [More]

Is he or these Massholes going to guarantee good conduct and assume liability for the actions of their new charges? How?

That last one makes me wonder how far this country has to go “from sheisselord fearsome to scrotally fallow.”

[Via Steve T]

It’s NOT the Guns…?

You see, before 1920, Britain’s gun laws were so relaxed they made Texas look effeminate. You could buy a pistol and bullets at the ironmonger’s. But this country, in that period, was not a hellhole of mass shootings and armed bank raids. Is it possible that the USA’s problems with gun crime, or indeed the hideous massacre which took place in Prague the other day, are not caused by the ready availability of guns, but by the ready availability of something else? [More]

Go on…

Celebrate Good Times, Come On

At least one person was killed and multiple people, including young children and teens, were wounded in a shooting near Union Station in Kansas City, Missouri, at the conclusion of the Chiefs’ Super Bowl victory parade Wednesday, officials said. [More]

It wasn’t those “psychopaths [with an] an underlying, biologically transmitted proclivity with roots deep in their evolutionary history” again, was it?

So the Chiefs won? I think this is the longest I’ve been able to avoid the “news.”

But it’s not like I don’t care about the Super Bowl.

UPDATE

Oops, wrong psychopaths

The Elephant in the Room We Dare Not Speak Of

Four students were shot Wednesday outside an Atlanta high school, school administrators said. The gunfire came from a vehicle shortly after students were dismissed from Benjamin E. Mays High School, Atlanta Public Schools said in a statement. [More]

Is it really racist to ask about populations most directly affected by and responsive to a continuing history of deliberately destructive government policies?

He Just Wavered

Before deputies could arrive, the offender kicked in the homeowner’s door and entered the residence unlawfully, where he was met with gunfire from the homeowner. [More]

I’ll not intrude on his survivors with a link to the funeral home, but his obituary says he “never wavered with his relationship with God.”

[Via bondmen]

That’s Why They Call It ‘Selective Prosecution’

Times Square shooting suspect faces no added charges for being in a ‘gun-free zone’ [More]

No, of course not.

It’s purpose is to deter self-defense carriers, not criminals.

Why do you think that is?

[Via Jess]

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